Quotes About Deception

Light mayonnaise is like masturbation—it approximates the real thing but leaves you unfulfilled, ultimately leading to fantasies about diving face-first into a big-ass jar of the real stuff.

His mother?" Gracie couldn't believe it. Suzy Denton looked much too young to be his mother. And much too respectable. "But you're not a-" She cut herself off in mid-sentence as she realized what she'd almost let slip. Suzy's wedding ring clicked against the steering wheel as she gave it a hard smack. "I'm going to kill him! He's been telling that hooker story again, hasn't he?

Who the hell is that?! Some call her Satan. Others, Beelzebub. She goes by many names.

It must be hard being you," she said. "Mr. Perfect on the outside. Dr. Evil on the inside." "It's not that hard. The rest of the world isn't as insightful as you.

In case you're not bright enough to figure it out, there's a real upside to having a sinner like me answer your phone. I lie, and your conscience stays clear.

When you've been around a snake long enough, you learn how to crawl in the dirt.

Debe prometerme, entrenador, que no la lastimará. ?Lo prometo. ?Lo ha dicho demasiado rápido para mi gusto. La verdad es que no le creo. ?Soy un hombre de palabra, y le prometo que no la lastimaré. ?Flexionó las manos?. Cuando la asesine, lo haré tan rápido que no sentirá nada.

Esto no me gusta -susurró ella-, no me gusta nada. -Has caído en las manos del diablo cariño. Cuanto antes lo aceptes, mejor será para ti.

If I told you, you might be forced to lie about it. Not that you aren't really good at it, but why put an old man in that position?

Todo el mundo comenta cómo salvaste la vida de Winnie anoche _ Lo que hice fue hacerle una zancadilla cuando llegamos a la puerta y luego arrastrarla a la calle, para que todos pensara que la había salvado. Él sonrió y levantó su tazón en señal de brindis. _ Bien hecho. _ Veo que has pasado demasiado tiempo en mi poco recomendable compañía.

But there was something she didn't understand. To him, winning was everything. And he wasn't above cheating. With

That's not fair. I like lying to you. It makes my life easier.

A veces un muro no es más que un muro, Sugar Beth. En tu caso, sin embargo, la erección de barreras es una ocupación preocupante. No vives la vida, sólo finges vivirla.

I feed off men. I lure them with my sexual tricks, then bite off their heads while they sleep." "Ain't She Sweet?.

Of all the things her father had done to her, she'd never imagined he'd marry her off to the Marlboro Man.

Si alguien te dice que estás muy guapo cuando te enfadas, miente.

When your lover is a liar, you and he have a lot in common, you're both lying to you!

When your lover is a liar, you and he have a lot in common, you're both lying to you!

We betray ourselves, don't we? In the end, we have no need for enemies.

But remember, dear sister, that the easiest men for us to love are often the same ones who hurt us the most.

Better to live in the truth, however terrible, than to murder your true self by living a lie.

I felt as if the world I lived in was only a facade - that beneath its skin, a darker world raged and rampaged. I'd glimpsed that world before, but I'd never known how vast and malignant it might be.

Truth never envelops itself in mystery, and the mystery in which it is at any time enveloped is the work of its antagonist.

So he wanted a night of sex with the voluptuous Lady Grafton, it looked as though the old mainstay of suave flattery was on the agenda. Perhaps even a hitherto unpracticed sincerity might be of use. Which called into questions what exactly he was sincere about? Other than sex.