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Quotes About Felines

There are many intelligent beings in the Universe. Most of them are owned by cats.
~ Old Polish Proverb
I like cats as much as the next person, in the right quantity.
~ Justin Cronin
Hayward Beach asserted that Alexander the Great designed and named an instrument to preen the fur and whiskers of his 'camp-felines', the 'catacomb':
~ Francis M. Faber Jr.
It is a curious truth that many cats enjoy warmer, more convivial, even affectionate relationships with humans than they could ever do with fellow felines.
~ Bruce Fogle
I wouldn't mind dispatching all 3 of my room mates vile felines in this apartment. Nasty beasts. I'm just afraid I wouldn't be able to sell "curiosity" as a serial killer.
~ Geoffrey Hill
I like your cats," Chloe says. "How many cats do you have?
~ Catherine Ryan Hyde
Cats are connoisseurs of comfort
~ James Herriot
I'm fond of my werecats, if only because I have four real-world felines staring at me as I type.
~ Cynthia Leitich Smith
I can't have cats around me because they try to steal my energy.
~ Roseanne Barr
"Cats are connoisseurs of comfort."
~ James Herriot
Dogs have their day but cats have 365.
~ Lilian Jackson Braun
I cried for it all and wondered why so few songs were written about cats.
~ David Sedaris
Cats are felines
~ Unknown
Cats can become ill if they hunt and kill mice.
~ Unknown
Most cats do not like regular milk. They cannot digest it.
~ Unknown
I DON'T HOLD WITH CRUELTY TO CATS.
~ Terry Pratchett, The Last Hero
The best advice for dealing with cats is: Always greet them politely. Don't make an unnecessary fuss over them. Be on the alert for signs they want to communicate with you. Never, ever laugh at them! If you're lucky, you might just find that your cat will decide that you are a magical person worthy of attention. Or then again, maybe they'd just like some fish.
~ Diana Wynne Jones
Cats are small lions. Lions are big cats.
~ Unknown
Cats can work out mathematically the exact place to sit that will cause most inconvenience.
~ Pam Brown