Quotes About Revelation

The best jokes are dangerous, and dangerous because they are in some way truthful.

The secret to humor is surprise.

Written on her tombstone: "I told you I was sick.

Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it.

There is a certain type of conversation one hears only when one is drunk and it is like a dream, full of humor and threat and significance, deep significance.

You know, people always talk about how Jesus came down to Earth as a human being. He became a human being, But no one ever takes into account what that means.

Time for the likeliest story since Mary told Joseph it was God's.

We get to see it! January 1st, 2000! We get to see... all those fundamentalist preachers having to do their backpedaling when the Armageddon doesn't occur.

Humor needs to come in under cover of darkness, in disguise, and surprise people.

I saw a transvestite wearing a T-shirt that said 'Guess'.

Jumping Jehoshaphat. O Holy Night.

That awkward moment when you realize someone was actually home the whole time you were singing on the tops of your lungs.

Those guards are going to be all sorts of pissed when they find out they've been following a bunny rabbit.

It had been an embarrassing moment, like the one you get when you realize for the first time that you have what it takes to become an accountant.

One of the Keith Commandments is that nothing is secret.

So I am death" Charlie said then turned to his daughter while buttering his toast."This is death toast sweety.

Wait." Stefan's voice was hard suddenly. Bonnie and Elena turned back and froze, embracing each other, trembling. "What is your—your father—going to do to you when he finds out that you allowed th

Seeing him jogging at the park had cracked the window so I could peek into his soul. Seeing him with his friends threw the window wide

He pulled out a dagger from ... she wasn't sure where. Did he have that in his loin cloth? What else does he have in there? (Amy's thoughts, The Witching Pen)

There is new information.""Are you going to share it?""No."Of course not. Because it would totally ruin his whole mysterious vibe. Can't have that.

You never know what you will find in your pants!

Then I turned, and lifted up mine eyes, and looked, and beheld a flying roll.

[Caine]"Interesting. Me, I've always wanted to know who my real parents were."[Sam]"Let me guess: you're secretly a wizard who was raised by muggles.

You haven't told her?" Cass shouted. "You're the worst boyfriend ever!