Quotes About Revelation

I went to see my doctor with a nasty pain in the ass. Turns out he's already met my wife.

So long as the mother, Ignorance, lives, it is not safe for Science, the offspring, to divulge the hidden cause of things

The revelation of thought takes men out of servitude into freedom.

The truth shall set you free.

A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth. - Barney Stinson

Start the day off right...On the toilet...sh..ting out yesterday's bullsh.. getting ready to digest today.

I saw the most beautiful moving painting at the art gallary the other day, but then I realized it was a mirror...

If you think the things I say out loud are bad, you should hear the things that I keep to myself!!

We turn to God for help when our foundations are shaking only to learn that it is God shaking them.

Most people are bothered by those passages of Scripture they do not understand, but the passages that bother me are those I do understand.

Ever have that one friend who gets a Valentine's Day gift for their mother? Doens't that freak you out a little? It's like, 'I don't know how to break this to you but I think she's banging your dad!

Happiness is sitting down to watch slides of your neighbor's vacation and finding out he spent two weeks at a nudist colony.

Ou don't realize how easy this game is until you get up in that broadcasting booth.

A friend will tell you she saw your old boyfriendand he's a priest.

For a long time I was scared I'd find out I was like my mother.

I wanted to ask a thousand questions, but there was no one to ask. Besides I knew that people only told lies to children-lies about everything from soup to Santa Claus.

I've given myself away, the whole of me, every part.

Na ca mi-a slabit vederea. Te rogi atata timp sa ti se arate Dumnezeu si cand ai ajuns langa El, nu-L mai vezi.

Am închis citatul De câte ori închid citatul, Simt în mine Nu ?tiu ce secret? jubila?ie De poli?ist: L-am închis ?i pe-?sta, Mama lui de porc!

you can tell the most terrible truths if you first open the human heart with humor.

Me gusta el viento. No sé por qué, pero cuando camino contra el viento parece que me borra cosas. Quiero decir: cosas que quiero borrar

Siento que con nadie, ni siquiera cuando estoy a solas, estoy tan cerca de la verdad como cuando estoy contigo

La verdad es saludable higiénica y tediosa y al igual que ciertas lluvias porfiadas lo cala a uno hasta los huesos

Por eso, no estoy asombrado de que, a medida que Avellaneda se fue enterando de cómo había sido Isabel, yo también me haya ido enterando de cómo había sido yo.