Quotes About Revelation

When we remember that we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained.

There was never a century nor a country that was short of experts who knew the Deity's mind and were willing to reveal it.

Frankness is a jewel; only the young can afford it.

But when the time comes that a man has had his dinner, then the true man comes to the surface.

The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.

If only faces could talk.

Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it.

It was a sobering experience.

It was funny that you know someone for years but still discover something you never noticed before.

I get a lot of letters - a lot of letters saying, who knew that you were funny?

There is a number missing. I can see it.

You know you're a hot mess when the only person buying you drinks all night is yourself.

'Come out' is so funny to me because I've never been in.

Are there any other missing persons living under your roof? Elvis? Jimmy Hoffa? Amelia Earhart? I'd just like full disclosure now, before we go any further.

Katherine Heigl, she was exactly the opposite of what I thought she'd be like. She smokes cigarettes, or she did then, and she's got a truck-driver's mouth, and she's really funny.

Inspiration strikes at very funny times.

It's funny shooting movies because you get to see clubs during daylight hours, which no one should ever see - it's not pretty; there's a reason the lighting is dim in there.

I have a feeling that we are doing better in the war than the people have been told.

Funny how it kept hitting me, like each new thing was a surprise. When was I going to stop being surprised?

Jackass, jackass on the wall, where's the info on Hex Hall?

I may not have been completely honest about that.""You? Less than truthful? I'm shocked, Nikolai. Shocked and horrified.

You mean she doesn't intend to blow me up before the ceremony?" said Kai, taking the box. "How disappointing.

What? Quinn's one of them? I just thought he was an a*shole!

Maybe it was me, " Grandma said."Sometimes they sneak out.Did I fart?