logo

Quotes About Coding

It is written in Lisp, which is the only computer language that is beautiful.
~ Neal Stephenson
Any number that can be created by fetishistically multiplying 2s by each other, and subtracting the occasional 1, will be instantly recognizable to a hacker.
~ Neal Stephenson
Cruft is forever. If you peel back the layers that have grown on top of other layers, and keep delving, and grep deep enough, you're going to find base code that was written by some Linux geek in the 1980s or something. File system primitives. Memory allocation routines that were made to run on hacked single-core IBM PCs that had never heard of the Internet.
~ Neal Stephenson
I don't think anyone is going to say great things about being a native developer on Android.
~ John Carmack
At the level of the microcode, physical and abstract meet. The
~ Tracy Kidder
there a difference between having been coded to present a vast set of standardized responses to certain human facial, vocal, and linguistic states and having evolved to exhibit response B to input A in order to bring about a desired social result?
~ Catherynne M. Valente
It's not a bug — it's an undocumented feature.
~ Author Unknown
The New Testament offers the basis for modern computer coding theory, in the form of an affirmation of the binary number system. "But let your communication be Yea, yea; nay, nay: for whatsoever is more than these cometh of evil." —Matthew 5:37
~ Author Unknown
Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live.
~ Martin Golding, unverified
Why did the programmer cross the road? To get coffee — why else would one be outside?
~ Author Unknown
The Mandelbrot set obeys an extraordinarily precise scheme leaving nothing to chance whatsoever. I strongly suspect that the day somebody actually figures out how the brain is organized they will discover to their amazement that there is a coding scheme for building the brain which is of extraordinary precision. The idea of randomness in biology is just reflex.
~ James Gleick
With computer science, I had to go through that uncomfortable process of my brain establishing a hash table, if you will - the coders will get that - for this new information, because I didn't have one. So I had to establish a brand-new file system from scratch.
~ Justine Bateman
Eventually I found it had been working all along-but didn't show anything on screen until it had the first full page of text. I inserted 30 new lines, and suddenly my toy said 'hEllO woRlD'. An hour later I understood alphabet shifting rather better!
~ Graham Nelson
I want to encourage more young women to get involved in coding, because it's important for them to be able to help shape the future, and coding is the future.
~ Karlie Kloss
Like Netflix, Looker started as nothing more than an idea. Lloyd Tabb and Ben Porterfield were two brilliant engineers who had figured out a better way for businesses to see and analyze their data, and they asked me to join them to help out with the ABCs - that's short for Anything But Coding.
~ Marc Randolph
There are neural networks that can build whole apps from scratch - so why are we teaching high school kids to code?
~ Vivienne Ming
Between them an image is projected: a single, winking cursor. It wants a code. It wants the code.
~ Chuck Wendig
There's a high that you get when you're writing code. It's cool. It's easy to do. You forget your mom, your dad, everything. You've got the whole country onboard. This is America. You hit the frontier. You can go anywhere. It's about being connected, access, gateways, like a whispering game where if you get one thing wrong you've got to go all the way back to the beginning.
~ Colum McCann
That's the thing about people who think they hate computers. What they really hate is lousy programmers.
~ Larry Niven
It is surprising how little page space is devoted to bugs and debugging in most introductory programming textbooks.
~ Greg Wilson
Shannon used a phrase he had never used before: "information theory.
~ James Gleick
It makes my head explode when there are people who think you can do everything in HTML.
~ James Gosling
Anyone can replicate a product. There are lots of brilliant minds out there that know how to code, but there's unique DNA to a brand. You cannot have a brand without people. That is the most important asset you will ever have.
~ Whitney Wolfe Herd
In 'Star Wars: Episode II,' when Jango Fett is chasing Obi Wan Kenobi through an asteroid field, they needed a big asteroid to shatter into a million pieces, and I had to figure out how to do the fracturing, write the code, and show an artist how to use it.
~ Masi Oka