Quotes About Talkshow

I'm not Dr. Phil. I'm not Dr. Laura.

Watching 'The Jeremy Kyle Show' is my guilty pleasure.

They tell me I'm on 'Politically Incorrect' with Ollie North. That should be a lot of fun.

I wouldn't want to do a 'Maury Povich' show. Baby daddy! Who's your daddy? Who's your mama? I wouldn't want to do that kind of show.

I love daytime television.

I was in this hamster wheel of being famous for being famous, much like a reality star. You would put me on a talkshow, I would say outrageous things. I was just perpetuating myself as a celebrity, and I found that really empty.

'Maury' and 'Jerry Springer' get so theatrical that it's hard to believe.

I was a huge fan of Tom Snyder.

I love to listen to Howard Stern with the guy who drives me.

The Patty Winters Show this morning was about people with half their brains removed. My chest feels like ice.

John Purvis joined his mother and lawyer on the Phil Donahue show.

A middle-aged woman who looked like someone's cleaning lady, a shrieking adolescent lunatic and a talkshow host with an orange face... It didn't add up. Suicide wasn't invented for people like this. It was invented for people like Virginia Woolf and Nick Drake. And Me. Suicide was supposed to be cool.

Dr. Phil never talked about Smyrna and left the room if anyone did. He never mentioned his murdered sons and daughters. Maybe this was the reason for his survival.