Quotes About Earwigs

My Very Eager Mad Cat Just Scratched Up Nose-Picking Earwigs.

Love is an obsolete emotion, ranking in usefulness somewhere between earwigs and toe mold.

Haven't had your fill of interesting events? Never. They are the spice of life. She held up her half-finished hat. How do you like it? It's nice. The blue is pretty. But what do the runes say? Raxacori-Oh, never mind. It wouldn't mean a thing to you anyway. Safe travels to you and Saphira, Eragon. And remember to watch out for earwigs and wild hamsters.  Ferocious things, wild hamsters.