Quotes About Ben Elton

Kaiser's memorial church, along the Kantstrasse, where mobs of youths were starting

I threaten to kill lots of people. But it doesn't actually mean that in a tweet.' 'Mean what?' 'Mean that you actually want to kill them. It's more like "Oh, I disagree with you. Maybe you should think things through more", that sort of thing.

I thought we'd done with that. Who's the celebrity this time?' 'Samuel Pepys.

Comedy will always be central to what I do, it's just an instinct for me, but I am a writer and always have been.