Quotes About Self-deprecating

I'm actually pale blue: it takes me a week of sunbathing to turn white.

Not that smart. Not that hot. Not that nice. Not that funny. That's me: I'm not that.

I am the shortest and least funny person in my family.

I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.

According to Suetonius, Vespasian continued his down-to-earth line in self-deprecating wit right up until his last words: 'Oh dear, I think I'm becoming a god …' The whole process of becoming, or not becoming, a god is the theme of a long skit probably written in the mid 50s CE by Lucius Annaeus Seneca

I'm so short I tread water in the kiddie pool. I need a ladder to get to the bottom bunk. I hit my head on the ground when I sneeze. I need a running start to reach the toilet. And no, I'm not related to Tom Cruise.

He had the nervous, self-deprecating air of a man with enough money to have a bad conscience about it. His