Quotes About Carrot Top

Follow up the interview with a phone call. If Carrot Top can figure out how to use a phone, so can you.

Me in drag is kind of scary, actually. It's frightening. I actually look pretty good.

I understand being less sexy than Osama bin Laden, but not less sexy than Carrot Top. That, I find offensive.

Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable.

Some people don't realize that I've had a career pre-commercials.

Although the garment was beautifully designed and well made, the color, a dark velvet that captured the intense tones of a ripe plum or black cherries, would prove a jarring clash with her hair. She added ruefully, "Not with this carrot top. I'll look a fright.