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Quotes About Engineering

Ask a Soviet engineer to design a pair of shoes and he'll come up with something that looks like the boxes that the shoes came in; ask him to make something that will massacre Germans, and he turns into Thomas Fucking Edison.
~ Neal Stephenson
a company's engineers develop new equipment that can pump out more petroleum at a lower cost, the effective size of the reservoir increases. Not the actual size—its physical dimensions—but the effective size, the amount of oil and gas that can be extracted in the foreseeable future.
~ Charles C. Mann
The final result covered almost fifteen acres and was the largest earthen structure in the Western Hemisphere; though built out of unsuitable material in a floodplain, it has stood for a thousand years.
~ Charles C. Mann
To supply water, the Wari carved a fifteen-mile canal through the mountains from the peaks to the bottom of Cerro Baúl, an engineering feat that would be a challenge today.
~ Charles C. Mann
The chip that functions abnormally will be desoldered, as they say.
~ Charles Stross
The glass isn't half-empty or half-full. What you're looking at is half a pint of depreciable assets sitting in a pint of capital infrastructure that can be amortized over two accounting periods. ... Is there an engineering one? ... Yes! It's quite simple: That's half a pint, all that's wrong is the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
~ Charles Stross
Sociopath was one of the most useful concepts that Miriam's Memetic Engineering Task Force had imported from the United States: Erasmus's Propaganda Ministry had been working overtime to raise awareness of it as an Anti-Democratic Problem: People who think People are Things.
~ Charles Stross
Of course I grew it in a fucking tank! What do you think I am, a farmer?
~ Charles Stross
I like to see people enjoy using my product. This is the mission of an engineer.
~ Barry Lam
I realized mechanical engineering doesn't much lend itself to missionary work.
~ Tom Catena
As a former competitor, robot combat is near and dear to my heart. I enjoy the mix of creativity and mayhem that are essential to this sport.
~ Grant Imahara
I think anyone who knows the audio process knows what mixing and mastering is.
~ Jim James
As a kid I always had Lego and Mecchano, model sets.
~ Ant Anstead
I think the ethics and morals of genetic engineering are very complicated. It intrigues me.
~ Roger Spottiswoode
Bro Court' is set in an engineering college hostel. It is a court where all the grievances of hostel inmates, brothers from other mothers, are addressed and justice is assured.
~ Bhuvan Bam
As seventh graders, my classmates and I would make rockets to see what made them fly and models of remote-controlled motor boats because Palanpur had heavy rainfall.
~ Pranav Mistry
I respect motorcycles so much.
~ Michiel Huisman
I'm fearless when it comes to engineering and motors and gears and pulleys and glass and artwork.
~ Douglas Trumbull
Most robotic heads have 20 motors. Mine have 32.
~ David Hanson
The world's first university chair in engineering was founded in Glasgow in 1840.2'x
~ Thomas Sowell
In 1775, Cumming patented the S-bend. This became the missing ingredient to create the flushing toilet—and, with it, public sanitation as we know it. Flushing toilets had previously foundered on the problem of smell: the pipe that connects the toilet to the sewer, allowing urine and feces to be flushed away, will also let sewer odors waft back up—unless you can create some kind of airtight seal.
~ Tim Harford
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~ Tim Vicary
The idea that those in authority know best—that they are engaged in social engineering on behalf of people who do not understand what is good for them—was not born in 1945, but it flourished in the decades that followed.
~ Tony Judt
What we want instead of conscious intelligence is artificial smartness. As AIs develop, we might have to engineer ways to prevent consciousness in them. Our most premium AI services will likely be advertised as consciousness-free. Nonhuman
~ Kevin Kelly