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Quotes About Candy

With this acceptance of the candy, the marriage was agreed upon.
~ James A. Michener
I unfortunately still crave chicken McNuggets and bacon, which is the meat candy of the world.
~ Katy Perry
One of the useful things about age is realizing conventional wisdom is often simply inertia with a candy coating of conformity.
~ Anna Quindlen
Groundhog found fog. New snows and blue toes. Fine and dandy for Valentine candy. Snow spittin'; if you're not mitten-smitten, you'll be frostbitten! By jing-y feels spring-y.
~ The Old Farmer's Almanac
I feel like I filled a niche for myself as a candy freak, trying to find candies all around the world that I couldn't find.
~ Dylan Lauren
I am cotton candy on a rainy day the unrealized dream of an idea unborn from Cotton Candy on a Rainy Day
~ Nikki Giovanni
Jake eyed his brother. I never forget. All data is stored in my memory banks. And one day, candy pig, you will pay. You 're such a geek. Thesbo. That's Jack's latest insult. Seth gestured with his wine-glass. A play on thespian, since Kev's into that. Rhymes with lesbo, Jake explained helpfully while Anna stifled a groan. It's a slick way of calling him a girl.
~ Nora Roberts
If the young man ate candy, the wrangler says, that's probably what's kept him alive so long. Glucose is a natural antidote to cyanide poisoning. Based on anecdotal evidence, glucose binds with the cyanide to produce less toxic compounds.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
I was so nerdy as a kid, the only thing that would have made beating me more attractive is if I'd been filled with candy.
~ Larry Getlen
Wally was worse than any fairy-tale witch, and his trailer wasn't made of candy.
~ Lauren Myracle
I quote from the Bible: thou shalt not let a sorority girl named Candy dictate anything about your personal lifestyle, or thou shalt turn into a pillar of salt.
~ Lauren Myracle
Those seemingly interminable dark walks between houses, long before street-lit safety became an issue, were more adrenalizing than the mountains of candy filling the sack. Sadly Halloween, with our good-natured attempts to protect the little ones, from the increasingly dangerous traffic and increasingly sick adults, has become an utter bore.
~ Lauren Springer
There is more poison in aphorisms than in painted candy; but it is of a less seductive kind.
~ Ambrose Bierce
I was always a kid trying to make a buck. I borrowed a dollar from my dad, went to the penny candy store, bought a dollar's worth of candy, set up my booth, and sold candy for five cents apiece. Ate half my inventory, made $2.50, gave my dad back his dollar.
~ Guy Fieri
Anybody else still hungry?" I asked. "I need a quick candy break." "Not me," said Tommy. "I ate all those little finger sandwiches, which, when you think about it, is kind of a gross name for food. I mean, who wants to eat a sandwich with a finger in it?" "You
~ James Patterson
Usually I bring very attractive women with me to excite interest. I mean, it's a type of, like, strangers-with-candy situation.
~ Kehinde Wiley
I find that the people who don't eat as much candy are really into heavy protein, like steak. I don't eat that.
~ Dylan Lauren
They took a baseball bat and whacked open his head. Mummy Boy fell to the ground; he finally was dead. Inside of his head were no candy or prizes, just a few stray beetles of various sizes.
~ Tim Burton
I think that cakes should have touches of candy bar in order for it really to hit all those childhood notes on the keyboard.
~ Alex Guarnaschelli
I love a Coffee Crisp, and they are nowhere to be found in America.
~ Jason Priestley
Soon Hansel and Gretel came to a little cottage. When they got quite near, they saw that the little house was made of bread and roofed with cake. The windows were transparent sugar." "There must not have been a very strict building code...
~ Charles M. Schulz
Candy Day... That was issued for the purpose of sweetening this embittered world, was it?
~ James K. Vardaman, 1917
I think that love is like candy." "I don't like candy either," I say. He smiles at me and shakes his head. "I think anyone who says they don't like candy just hasn't found the right flavor.
~ Heather Hepler
I could have spent my time hugging you or I could have spent my time telling you not to touch hot stoves or take candy from men. Which did you want?
~ Laurie Notaro