Quotes About Honesty

I have never hidden any facts about me, and will shout out my wedding plans off rooftops when it happens.

When I sing along with Britney Spears I will sing in an American accent. But eventually I found my own voice. My songs are so brutally honest, it would be alien to sing in any accent other than my own. Don't get me wrong - I can imitate singers. I can do bar mitzvahs and weddings.

You can look at my books and not find particular joy on every page because, of course, what you want to write about is the difficulty of the human experience. You don't want to lie about things to make happy endings and weddings if they don't deserve to happen. But I would be lying if I didn't try to communicate some of the pleasure of being alive.

I'm not into 'Let's go out with one guy on a Monday and another guy on a Wednesday' - that's just not me. I'm a relationship kind of girl. I like a twosome. Some people get excited about being single. I don't.

I'm not into 'Let's go out with one guy on a Monday and another guy on a Wednesday' - that's just not me.

I write in quite a simple way because that's just the way I write. The vocab I use is quite wee. That's just the way I talk.

Be honest, be nice, be a flower not a weed.

You kind of need to weed through who is wanting to be a true friend.

We must weed out corruption and build a strong system of justice that the people can trust.

Plenty of casual daters will throw you off with maddening phrases like 'I'm just enjoying having fun with you.' This doesn't make them a bad person, but it's your call now how to respond. Just don't assume 'having fun' or any such cliche means they're going to suddenly decide they want a relationship next week.

People say sometimes, gosh, that was brave of you to write such-and-such last week. 'Brave?' What do they mean 'brave?' It's right! How could you not write it?

For the readers out there, if your girlfriend says she's having a girls' weekend, do not show up with a bottle of rose. No one wants to see your face there.

Let's face it: dancing isn't one of my strong points.

I have to explain to my daughter what it means when adults lie. I have to explain to my daughter what it means when adults are bullies. I have to explain to my daughter what it means when an adult says something that's not true just to try to score political points.

I'll tell you something that's completely true - you can, as a man, obtain everything you want with the truth. If you lie, first of all you've got to be a very good lying actor, which is tres difficile. And it's going to give you poison inside the body.

Fake fat, fake colours, fake flavours, fake sweeteners: this is poison.

I can never have a poker face. Anybody looking at me can tell exactly what I'm thinking.

I don't have a poker face at all - I have a very, very expressional face, and I have no control over that.

You're not allowed to give yourself a nickname. This holds true in life as well as in poker.

I can't lie... My face always gives me away. I'm also pathetically bad at poker!

I'm not afraid of poking fun at myself.

One of the people I most admired was Christopher Hitchens. He was extremely polarizing but extremely honest, to a fault sometimes, but I respected him for that, and I loved his debating style.

You cannot bribe a Chilean police officer - I know this firsthand.

Authority can be faked. That's why impersonating a police officer is a crime. Sometimes the outward appearances of authority can be deceiving.