Quotes About Wealth

How to make a million dollars: First, get a million dollars.

Nothing recedes like success.

I made a killing in the stock market. My broker lost all my money, so I killed him.

A man commented to his lunch companion: My wife had a funny dream last night. She dreamed she'd married a millionaire. You're lucky, sighed the companion. My wife dreams that in the daytime.

There are three faithful friends, an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.

Nature, our father and mother, gave us all we have got. The state, our elder brother, swipes the lot.

I'm kidding about having only a few dollars. I might have a few dollars more.

I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.

I did not have three thousand pairs of shoes, I had one thousand and sixty.

Honesty is the best policy - when there is money in it.

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

Women's hands, heavy with diamonds, stirred coffee in tiny cups or alighted playfully on a neighboring sleeve. Young men's hands, with costly cuff links and the slimmest of watches, waved languorously at wine buckets and

You'll lose a lot of money chasing woman but you'll never lose woman chasing money.

Women do two thirds of the world's work. Yet they earn only one tenth of the world's income and own less than one percent of the world's property. They are among the poorest of the world's poor.

Capitalism is founded on greed and envy

Many estates are spent in the getting, since women for tea forsake spinning and knitting, and men for punch forsake hewing and splitting.

Remember, it's as easy to marry a rich woman as a poor woman.

Every woman should have four pets in her life. A mink in her closet, a jaguar in her garage, a tiger in her bed, and a jackass who pays for everything.

No fashion has ever been created expressly for the lean purse or for the fat woman: the dressmaker's ideal is the thin millionaires.

A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman rushes to him and cradles his head in her lap, asking, Are you comfortable? The man answers, I make a nice living.

The learned are envied by the foolish; rich men by the poor; chaste women by adulteresses; and beautiful ladies by ugly ones.

If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.

Gold, for the instant, lost its luster in his eyes, for there were countless treasures of the heart which it could never purchase.

Never will I trade your love for any wealth of the world.