Quotes About Wealth

I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants.

Eoin Colfer, Artemis Fowl

The common argument that crime is caused by poverty is a kind of slander on the poor.

All you have shall some day be given. Therefore give now, that the season of giving may be yours and not your inheritors.

Chicks named Tammy have a greater chance of actually driving a Mercedes than a chick named Mercedes.

Rich people (in Australia) have swimming pools in their gardens but, at least, they do swim in them.

The function of abundance is not to possess things but to use them and gather experiences.

It's awful to be rich and mind-boggingly handsome and have women fawn over you. My heart bleeds for you. Poor dear, how do you manage?

You bruised my ego, you see, and there's just not enough money in the world to soothe my ego when it gets bruised

I rented a lottery ticket. I won a million dollars. But I had to give it back.

Question: What do you get the man who has everything? Answer: a concious. That guy is so greedy.

My motto for fashion: If you can't afford to make an elegant statement, make a ridiculous one.

I love the wheels, I mean steering wheel.

You are never to drive like that, " I told them. "Even if you are ever wealthy enough to own a Jaguar.

A delightfully droll look at how the other half lives from a pet pooch's point of view.

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time.

You have 62 people worth the amount the bottom three and a half billion people are worth. Sixty-two people! You could put them all in one bloody bus… then crash it!

The efficient management of organizations is key to generating wealth, for the development of a country, for the preservation of natural resources and the enhancement of the human being.

If money don't buy happiness, what the hell does?

Maybe money can't buy happiness, but it can get you a nice little villa in Tuscany, and that's close enough for me.

I never saw a dollar bill cry at anyone's funeral.

There is a moment of sheer panic when I realize that Paul's apartment overlooks the park... and is obviously more expensive than mine.

Relative poverty is when you have more taste than money.

There is no point in poverty if it does not make a rich man, observing it, feel better.