Quotes About Jif

one of those peanut butter and pickle sandwiches I'm so fussy about. Whole grain bread, Jif Extra Crunchy, and Vlasic or Mrs. Fanning's Bread'n Butter Pickles.

The book's an attractive nuisance," Lacey replied, absolutely discounting reason. "These kids are being systematically conditioned to crave pulverized nut spreads. Like brainwashing. Extra-crunchy brainwashing. The school is colluding with Big Peanut Butter, I just know it. I sense Jif's sticky fingerprints all over this story." Fortunately