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Quotes About Car

I have an answering machine in my car. It says, I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.
~ Steven Wright
My whole day is built around meetings that can be achieved around bike rides. My contract actually offers me a free car from my home to my office and back, but I suppose I am addicted to cycling.
~ Jon Snow
I'm like a hermit. Once I'm home, I'm home and when I ride in the car, I don't really listen to the radio as much.
~ Joanna Noelle Levesque
I'm from Jerz, the home of: "I could've swore I parked my car right here!"
~ Chino XL
I do get scared of the dentist, so a drive-through dentist might make me feel more at home. If I got to stay in my car.
~ Jessica Pare
No expensive car can keep life going except, strength for today and bright hope for tomorrow.
~ Bamigboye Olurotimi
Yesterday I accidentally hit a little kid with my car. It wasn't serious — nobody saw me.
~ Anthony Jeselnik
Drive-Thru McDonalds was more expensive than I thought...once you've hired the car...
~ Tim Key
My father only hit me once, but he used a Volvo.
~ Bob Monkhouse
I went to look for a used car and found my wife's dress in the back seat.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
I have nothing but troubles with my car. Every Sunday I take my family out for a push.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
So I was getting into my car and this bloke says to me, 'Can you give me a lift?' I said, 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it!'
~ Tim Vine
My car broke down just the other day, I called triple A, they came and towed me away!
~ Rodney Dangerfield
Yesterday I parked my car in a tow-away zone...when I came back the entire area was missing.
~ Steven Wright
It goes without saying that you should never have more children than you have car windows
~ Erma Bombeck
So where'd you park the car, Max?''I don't know. I couldn't see over the wheel.''That's okay. I think I can smell it.
~ Steve Purcell
What kind of one-night stand takes your car the next morning? It's called the walk of shame, not grand theft auto.
~ Piper Rayne, Dirty Talker
You know you're a redneck if your home has wheels and your car doesn't.
~ Jeff Foxworthy
I did this Super-8 film at art school called 'Tissues ' this black comedy about a family whose father has been arrested for child molestation. I was absolutely thrilled by every inch of it, and would throw my projector in the back of my car and show it to anybody who would watch it.
~ Jane Campion
Toddlers often resist a command to "go to the car" but respond cheerfully to a request like "I need your help. Will you carry the keys to the car for me?
~ Jane Nelsen
You'd think they would have put the airport closer to the city, too. The cab ride was nearly two hours! Heck, I could have rented a car for the fare I paid." Ten to one, the cabbie also had found Willamina Kent a plump partridge and had given her the scenic tour.
~ Janet Chapman
takes a moment to change everything. Savannah glanced at Jane, then smiled at Hunter. "I see you found my car." "It's just the hot rod
~ Janette Rallison
For a lot of people a car means freedom and social status, but if a city provides you no choice but to drive, a car isn't freedom, it's dependence. If you have no choice but to drive for every trip, it's not your fault. Your city has failed.
~ Janette Sadik-Khan
Whenever I drive under a yellow light, I always kiss my finger and tap it on the roof of the car.
~ Jared Padalecki