Quotes About Car
Ive still got that little freedom part of me that wants to have a car that looks really sexy.
~ Patrice O'Neal
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To drive a car in rural America is freedom. Before I had a car, I'd never seen a rock and roll show, I'd never seen a comic or a show.
~ Penn Jillette
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Individual transportation has become synonymous for freedom and liberty, so it would be difficult to actually get rid of individualized transport, and in rural areas that would be impossible.
~ Hermann E. Ott
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I had to stop drinkin, cuz I got tired of waking up in my car driving ninety.
~ Richard Pryor
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My car broke down outside Pizza Hut last night. So I ordered a pizza to be delivered to my house and got a lift from the driver.
~ Unknown
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Its the thing that satisfies your mind, body & soul! Do it on bed, on a sofa, in the car or anywhere! Its called Prayer! God bless ur naughty mind.
~ Unknown
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Blue punch buggie!
~ Unknown
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Sing out loud in the car even, or especially, if it embarrasses your children.
~ Unknown
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And there's no damage to the car. Except to the car itself.
~ Murray Walker
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I bought a perfect second car... a tow truck.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
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I think we should only get 3 honks a month on the car horn. Then, someone cuts you off, you press the horn, and nothing happens. You're like, "Crap! I wish I hadn't seen Ricky on the sidewalk!"
~ Mitch Hedberg
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Every parent knows that for a kid, the car is chloroform.
~ Ray Romano
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A Polish guy locked his keys in the car. It took an hour to get his wife out.
~ Henny Youngman
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I bought my wife a little Italian car. A Mafia. It has a hood under the hood.
~ Henny Youngman
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The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so you don't have to stay in that home of your own.
~ Sam Levenson
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My whole family can talk. They are all car salesmen. They are all funny.
~ P. J. O'Rourke
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I've got this theory that there is a Volvo in any sane person's future.
~ James May
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.'
~ Tommy Cooper
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
~ Tommy Cooper
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Have you heard about the Irishman who reversed into a car boot sale and sold the engine?
~ Frank Carson
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I want to die in my sleep like my grandfather... Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
~ Will Shriner
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It's so nice to be around a man who isn't hung up about his car," she said. "Mom, I can't believe you're saying that. You treat that Coupe Deville like it's a member of the family." "But I'm a woman, darling. I'm supposed to feel that way about my Deville.
~ Unknown
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Many prospective dieters sign up for a weight-loss program on the day they experience the negative somatic marker of being unable to secure their car seat belts.)
~ Martin Lindstrom
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My mother is blind in one and and can shift better than that
~ Unknown
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