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Quotes About Hair

Home alone with a wakeful newborn, I could shower so quickly that the mirror didn't fog and the backs of my knees stayed dry. The one-minute hair conditioner was too slow for me.
~ Marni Jackson
To a pessimist, losing bobby pins is as hopeless as losing hair. To an optimist, losing hair gives hope to get the lost bobby pins back.
~ Munia Khan
I got my hair highlighted because I felt some strands were more important than others.
~ Mitch Hedberg
When red-headed people are above a certain social grade their hair is auburn.
~ Mark Twain
A hair in the head is worth two in the brush.
~ William Hazlitt
Genius is of small use to a woman who does not know how to do her hair.
~ Edith Wharton
Goth Juice... The most powerful hairspray known to man. Made from the tears of Robert Smith.
~ Noel Fielding
I can't relax here. These people have no pubic hair anywhere. We have pubic hair on the ceiling.
~ Dylan Moran
Why, you mean you didn't get abducted and dragged across country purely to make us a story for us to chew over endlessly?" asked Pip, tossing his shock of tow-colored hair indignantly. "The nerve!
~ Mercedes Lackey, Bastion
Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair.
~ Lois Greiman, Unscrewed
They are not grey roots! This is my new fifty shades of grey OMBRE hairstyle!
~ Tanya Masse
Violet will be a good color for hair at just about the same time that brunette becomes a good color for flowers.
~ Fran Lebowitz
I'm from Texas…the bigger the hair, the closer to God!
~ Lilly Ghalichi
Note to self: When noticing flyaway hairs, do not use lip gloss as an 'on-the-go' hair gel.
~ Danica McKellar
Laundry's easier when you live alone. Fifteen minutes before a date, put 'em on, dry 'em with a hair blower.
~ Elayne Boosler
My worst hair experience was when I was trying to relax my hair and my grandmother did it. It went all straight and I looked like a black Bee Gee.
~ Jamie Foxx
I have made myself two or three caps to wear of evenings since I came home, and they save me a world of torment as to hair-dressing, which at present gives me no trouble beyond washing and brushing, for my long hair is always plaited up out of sight, and my short hair curls well enough to want no papering.
~ Jane Austen
My husband said he wanted to have a relationship with a redhead, so I dyed my hair.
~ Jane Fonda
Under his shock of grey hair their father's face looked as if it had been carved out of wood by a man who had not yet mastered the tools for delicate work.
~ Jane Johnson
MORNING FALLS ON THE JUST AND THE UNJUST," I OBSERVE, and the nurse smiles politely and continues brushing my hair.
~ Jane Lindskold
I like the way you've let your hair go curly," he finally said. "Suits your personality. Lots of energy, not much control, sexy as hell," Joe Morelli to Stephanie Plum
~ Janet Evanovich
I don't have a lot of domestic instincts," Ranger said to me, his attention fixing on the unidentifiable glob in my hair, "but I have a real strong urge to take you home and hose you down." I went dry mouth. Connie bit into her lower lip, and Lula fanned herself with a file.
~ Janet Evanovich
I always get bored with my hair. That's why I would always change it throughout my career.
~ Janet Jackson
I didn't bother to explain about the glitter in my hair. I figured they could think it was a family trait. We all glittered, just like the Cullens in Twilight.
~ Janette Rallison