Quotes About Golfer

Actually, I am a golfer. That is my real occupation. I never was an actor. Ask anybody, particularly the critics.

I'm not just Jimmy Walker the golfer. I have a lot of friends. I've got two little boys; I've got a great family. It's all stuff that's helped me become better.

The final group, on Sunday at the Masters, is the greatest feeling in the world for a professional golfer.

If you compare Everest photographs in 1953 with its current state, things are melting. I imagine if I were a golfer in Indiana, I'd be hard-pressed to believe in climate change because nothing's going on there. But when you're up in the mountains and seeing the glaciers melt away, it's an obvious physical manifestation of a warming planet.

One golfer a year is hit by lightning. This may be the only evidence we have of God's existence.

Our problem with President Obama isn't that he's a bad person. By all accounts, he too is a good husband, and a good father - and thanks to lots of practice, a pretty good golfer.

If a guy is a good athlete, he'll end up being a pretty decent golfer if he just takes it up. But you never master it; even the best players in the world never master the game.

A good player who is a great putter is a match for any golfer. A great hitter who cannot putt is a match for no one.

My whole family is missing that sports gene. I hope I didn't screw that up by marrying a great golfer.

I'm a golfer not a history major.

I was a caddy once and I lost the golfer's clubs. Plus I don't know how to golf, so I was the worst caddy ever. Then I was a mortgage brokers assistant, so that was just carrying around a lot of files - pretty meaningless, mind-numbing work.

The average golfer's problem is not so much the lack of ability as it is lack of knowledge about what he should be doing

Who wants to miss their opportunity of playing in a Major... A golfer's career is all about it. The lesson I have learnt is that I will tee up for the Majors only when I am 100 percent fit.

While I am flattered about the speculation of being enticed out of retirement, I'm happy with life as a bad golfer!

Actually, the only time I ever took out a one-iron was to kill a tarantula. And it took a seven to do that.

I love to play tennis. I play a lot in the summer. I'm not a big golfer; I need something a bit more intense.

When one thinks of golf and Scotland, the first thing that comes to mind is usually St. Andrews, especially the famed Old Course.

This is the great thing about Northern Ireland. I walk down the street and people stop me and say things like, 'I know you. You're that wee golfer, aren't you?' I say, 'Yeah, that's me.' They say, 'Keep it up, wee man.' It's very funny and that's why I want to stay here as long as possible.

I'm patient with crossword puzzles and the most impatient golfer.

I'm more likely to quote the golfer George Burns than the legendary late comedian by the same name who lived to be 100.

All I ever wanted was to be a golfer on the LPGA tour. That's still my dream, but getting there has turned out to be a lot more complicated than I thought.

I probably do more community service than any other professional golfer.

If you're a beach person or a golfer, Key West is not for you. Most of the sand has been imported, and the water is shallow until you've waded far out, and all the way the sea floor is covered with yucky algae and sea grass.

The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal right to ride in a golf cart between shots at PGA Tour events. Man, the next thing you know, they're going to have some guy carry his clubs around for him.