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Quotes About Dating

When we sleep together, he holds me like he loves me. I've noticed this: when it's the first date, and you fuck, the guy holds you much better than he does the next few times. The first date, you're sort of a stand-in for whomever he loved last, before he fully realizes you're not her, so you get all this nice residue emotion.
~ Aimee Bender
The death of literature had been exaggerated. Whereas on dating websites, those who like books are usually bracketed into a single category, the broad selections on offer at WH Smith spoke to the diversity of individuals' motives for reading. If there was a conclusion to be drawn from the number of bloodstained covers, however, it was that there was a powerful desire, in a wide cross-section of airline passengers, to be terrified.
~ Alain de Botton
He wasn't a carrier of commitment-phobia or other notable boy diseases and he used expensive moisturizer. That's about all it takes to bang my gong.
~ Diablo Cody
I asked this one girl out, and she said, "You got a friend?" I said yes; she said, "Then go out with him."
~ Dom Irrera
Her youthful habit of consuming a picture just inches from its aromatic surface died a long time ago. Sebastian, when they were first dating, had once called it an affectation and she could never bring herself to do it again. His offhanded comment should have been a sign of future cruelties and standards of perfection, but instead she'd quickly agreed with his assessment and was grateful for his candor. She
~ Dominic Smith
I no longer predicted a future with any of them, and it could have been, in fact, that I subconsciously chose women who were so fucked up, disaster was virtually assured, providing fodder for the stories I was now writing about Asian guys who dated fucked-up white girls.
~ Don Lee
I just simply am not a dater. I think I have been on three official dates in my life. They are like job interviews and I refuse to be romantically employed.
~ Holland Roden
You're talking to someone who has been married to various people for the last 40 years of her life. Dating is not really something familiar. I've never really been a dater.
~ Stockard Channing
She is resisting the Internet idea...because she doesn't want to one day tell her children that she posted an ad on the Internet, interviewed twenty-five hopeful candidates, and finally their father turned up and looked good in comparison with the rest of them. It just doesn't seem right.
~ Jenny Colgan
Dating in daylight was a completely preposterous affair, I had decided that morning. Dating stone-cold sober in the clear light of day was an absurd development.
~ Jenny Colgan
If this is love, no thanks. I don't want any part of it. When I'm older, I'm just going to do my own thing. If I like a boy, fine, I'll date him, but I'm not going to sit at home and cry over him. I cry over important things.
~ Jenny Han
The non-dating type? What kind of type is that? A little mushroom who sits at home in a semidark room growing moss?
~ Jenny Han
He groans. "You've gotta give me something here, Lara Jean. I have a reputation to uphold. None of my friends will believe I suddenly turned into a monk to date you.
~ Jenny Han
Haven admits. "Like, how did you get him? No offense. I just thought you were the non-dating type." I frown. The non-dating type? What kind of type is that? A little mushroom who sits at home in a semidark room growing moss?
~ Jenny Han
non-dating type? What kind of type is that? A little mushroom who sits at home in a semidark room growing moss?
~ Jenny Han
Kavinsky's not going to pressure you to have sex if you don't want to. If you minus the fact that he dated the devil, he's not a total dummy. He's kind of decent, actually.
~ Jenny Han
Lara Jean, promise me you won't let her get her hooks in Daddy. He doesn't know the first thing about dating in the twenty-first century, and she'll just eat him alive. He needs to be with someone mature, someone with wisdom in her eyes." I snort. "Like who? A grandma? If so, I know a few from Belleview I could set him up with.
~ Jenny Han
I'm going to date a bunch of Scottish guys when I get back to school. When else will I have another opportunity like that, right?" I giggle and roll over so we're face-to-face. "No, wait--don't date a bunch of Scottish guys. Date one from England, one from Ireland, one from Scotland. And Wales! A tour of the British Empire!" "Well, I am going to school to study anthropology," Margot says, and we giggle some more.
~ Jenny Han
How come you never dated anybody?" I shrug. "I don't know...because nobody ever asked?" "Bullshit. I know for a fact that Martinez asked you to homecoming and you said no.
~ Jenny Han
Like, how did you get him? No offense. I just thought you were the non-dating type." I frown. The non-dating type? What kind of type is that? A little mushroom who sits at home in a semidark room growing moss?
~ Jenny Han
How come you never dated anybody?" I shrug. "I don't know...because nobody ever asked?
~ Jenny Han
My philosophy of dating is to just fart right away.
~ Jenny McCarthy
Stuff about me dating Kim Kardashian - I have no idea where that came from and all these other rumors. I don't think I'm that type.
~ Jeremy Lin
I used to be a hopeless romantic - I fell in love with everyone I went out with.
~ Jeremy London