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Quotes About Dating

A boy and a girl started dating after he backed his car into hers. They met by accident.
~ Adam Young
Computer dating? It's terrific if you're a computer!
~ Rita Mae Brown
They wrote that I'd gained 30 pounds over the summer and lost it in a week because I was dating three guys at once!
~ Yasmine Bleeth
The dating process is not normal for me.
~ Jim Carrey
By my estimation, dating was 1 percent confidence and 99 percent troubleshooting.
~ Unknown
I think you should not limit yourself to dating somebody older or younger.
~ Loni Anderson
I've been dating a lot. I've met some very interesting people, and I've had some horrible blind dates.
~ Whitney Port
When I started dating I had relationships with people who came from families that weren't at all artistic or whatever, and they didn't understand how to communicate. I find that so boring.
~ Laura Dern
There is a lot of relief for daters who are serious about wanting to be in a relationship. This comes in the form of what appears to be dramatic changes like speed dating and Internet dating.
~ Unknown
I've discreetly dated a lot of people - I once dated a billionaire, mostly because it was fun to say, "I'm dating a billionaire," but we did not have the same taste in music, and it was doomed.
~ Courtney Love
I'm dating my celebrity crush!
~ Lea Michele
Have you ever dated a Goth chick for four or five months until you realized she was just an Orthodox Jew? They have the same costumes.
~ Dana Gould
He was the kind of boy any young girl should date while she's still able to recover.
~ Chuck Palahniuk
Are you sure you want to go out with someone with that kind of history? ...He could have a psychotic break. I read that people get those when they're twenty-eight.
~ Maggie Stiefvater, Shiver
The problem with dating a model is they won't go out with you if your cars color doesn't match their outfit.
~ Dane Cook
In the age of social media and dating apps, so many people are able to hide behind their Instagram page or their Raya page or Facebook.
~ Amanda Michalka
I'm a bad dater - I'm just not good at it. It's so weird dating in this town. It's like high school. I get a lot of people who have their publicist call my agent to ask, 'Is she dating anyone?
~ Jules Asner
I had a date with an inflatable girl. Now I got an inflatable guy looking for me.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
I did denounce it. I de-I denounced it. I denounced interracial dating. I denounced anti-Catholic bigacy... bigotry.
~ George W. Bush
I miss dating only for that final moment you kiss goodnight, watch her get out of your car and run into the police station.
~ Dane Cook
Don't kill the messenger, but I'm think you should change your dating profil to balding." -- Paris to William
~ Gena Showalter
The only thing worse than dating a single mom is dating a single mom that won't put out.
~ Chelsea Handler
I won't talk about who I'm dating. Because it's dumb. It leads to nowhere good. I let everybody else in the media do that for me. It takes the responsibility off my shoulders!
~ Renee Zellweger
OR am I the only warlock you know?" "No... but you are the only warlock we know who happens to dating a friend of ours.
~ Cassandra Clare