Quotes About Dating

I'm not great at dating, but I need to do it to relax.

The thing about dating someone who listens to a totally different genre than you is they can help you find things to appreciate in that genre.

I believe that if you go on a date and get to second base and then you go home alone and rub one out, that's like runs batted in.

I can't go on anymore bad dates. I would rather be home alone than out with some guy who sells socks on the internet.

Men seldom make passes at girls who wear glasses.

I only dated one Asian girl, but she was very Asian. She was a panda.

I can remember my first one-night stand like it was yesterday. Well, maybe not the first. Or the second... or the fifth. I'll just begin with what I can remember and not concern myself with order.

I once went out with this girl, she was no bargain either, she showed up with pigtails under her arms.

Dating is like pushing your tray along in a cafeteria. Nothing looks good, but you know you have to pick something by the time you reach the cashier.

Men don't realize that if we're sleeping with them on the first date, we're probably not interested in seeing them again either.

You have to have a strong sense of humor to date me, and also know that you're probably going to be a part of the routine quite a bit.

Courting is an activity where a man and a woman flaunt their virtues. Dating is an activity where life exposes the other's vices.

Why do you have bungee cords back here?" she asked."I'm dating again.

Sometimes, you have to shot block a friend's prayer because she's asking God to bless an obviously bad dating relationship.

Her date was pleasant enough, but she knew that if her life was a movie this guy would be buried in the credits as something like "Second Tall Man".

I'd love to go out with you, but I'd hate to deprive some village of its idiot.

Dating--the socially accepted alternative to the rack.

It wasn't like there was a dating and mating website for bear shifters. If there had been, its mascot would have been that yellow Care Bear with the heart on its stomach.

Seasoned digital daters are like lions who have had their prey killed, butchered, and served to them on a tray in their artificial habitat for so long that they've forgotten how to hunt.

I'm thinking there should be a dating site called "Tap That" - Jonathan "Jack" McVoy

Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.

It's easier to date a football player for sure. Football players have one game a week, and they practice every day, but they're all at home. In basketball, they're on the road all the time.

Spiritual dating is about listening to your instincts and not rushing into anything.

He texts me on Wednesday and asks if I want to have dinner with him on Friday night. I say I have plans because I'm trying to play hard to get, which has absolutely never worked for me in my entire life. He