Quotes About Sperm banks

I know that some lesbians are getting pregnant by going to sperm banks. I couldn't do that. I'm exactly like my grandmother, "What? Everything's frozen! Nothing's fresh?"

I saw this ad in the paper, "Safe Sex. Get Paid. Men 18 to 40." Sounds like the kind of scam I go for. So I call 'em up, and it's a guidebook to sperm banks. And I think: Why not get paid? After all, I've done charity work for so long.