Quotes About Image

There's the perception Danni Minogue is the sweetest little thing in the world but she's not... she's got balls of steel.

I know people will think it's funny because I've done glamour modelling in the past, but I felt embarrassed about my body and just wanted to cover it up.

I had pecs for about two days. Everyone would hate me. Just look at me walking around with my little peacoat on. My little customized pea coat.

Funny, I never shopped. Even my jewelry - not a piece of my jewelry I bought for me.

By no means do I want to be a piece of meat for the rest of my career. It's funny when you get asked to do a talk show, and then they follow it up with requesting you take your shirt off.

I do have a 22-inch waist, I will say that.

Before people figured out I was funny, I got cast quite a bit as either a rapist or serial killer or the guy who catches those people.

It is really funny to see people that you know acting unpleasantly just because there are TV cameras on.

I do know this: When somebody has to look great on the screen, that's the death of funny.

I thought I was supposed to have a fake six-pack in this scene

You'd be surprised how expensive it costs to look this cheap.

A professional headshot in front of a bookshelf says you're an intellectual. A professional headshot peeking though a bookshelf says you're probably under a restraining order.

I want you to get a haircut so you don't look like Ish Kabibble on a rainy night.

There's nothing less funny than someone who looks cool. There's nothing more unappealing.

Messi scores a goal and celebrates. Cristiano scores a goal and poses like he's in a shampoo commercial.

I like David Beckham just because of his lifestyle. He don't ever need to score another goal again. How many times has he been on the cover of GQ?

My whole goal in my film career is to project a positive image on the screen, that I hope people will enjoy watching.

When I create an image that helps someone - even just myself - find peace, then I've attained my goal.

My goal was never to make Facebook cool. I am not a cool person.

You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more.

People tell me that Senator Edwards got picked for his good looks, his sex appeal, and his great hair. I say to them, 'How do you think I got the job?

They used to shoot her through gauze. You should shoot me through linoleum.

Politics is not a bad profession. If you succeed there are many rewards, if you disgrace yourself you can always write a book.

You're only as good as your last haircut.