Quotes About Jerks

There's some jerks. There's some big egos. There are a few that think they're one of the Founding Fathers... in both parties.

I never dreamed to be a fighter pilot, because those guys are jerks.

Most people assume the fights are going to be the left versus the right, but it always is the reasonable versus the jerks.

My liberal friends are such a bunch soft-headed, politically correct jerks.

A Dream Pirate attack is swift and ragged. Like awkward phantoms, the pirates often fly in lurches and jerks, and they usually destroy everything that gets in their way.

We don't devote enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

I gave her a smile that I hoped conveyed something like: Hey, you know I'm on your side. Gods are such jerks! But what can you do? Probably my expression actually conveyed: It's not my fault! Please do not kill me!

CEOs can talk and blab each day about culture, but the employees all know who the jerks are. They could name the jerks for you. It's just cultural. People just don't want to do it.

Talk radio around Boston is brutal, and I think that's part of what goes on is that people as they're driving to and from work start listening to these jerks, and I say jerks, because I don't think they know what they're talking about and they're just serving some things up as controversy so they can sell the show to sponsors.

Well, if the excitement's over, I think I'll take a bath.' 'Wow. The harsh lifestyle of a succubus. I wish I had your job.' 'Hey, our side's always recruiting. You might need to be a little prettier to be an incubus, though. And a little more charming.' 'Untrue. Mortal women go for jerks. I see it all the time.' 'Touché.

Jerks," I muttered. Then I brightened. "Oh, hey. Doughnuts.

The last thing you want is a group of senators who just lent you seven and a half billion dollars to sit back and go, 'Look at these jerks and how they're using taxpayer money.'

There are two things I know about life... Only the good die young but the real jerks will live forever.

This body of ours, this disguise put on by common jumping molecules, is in constant revolt against the abominable farce of having to endure. Our molecules, the dears, want to get lost in the universe as fast as they can! It makes them miserable to be nothing but us, the jerks of infinity.

Our molecules, the dears, want to get lost in the universe as fast as they can! It makes them miserable to be nothing but "us," the jerks of infinity. We'd burst if we had the courage, day after day we come very close to it. The atomic torture we love so is locked up inside us with our pride.

Those jerks playing chevalier à votre service? Of course it's just a game. But the women get a kick

God, why are the jerks always the cute ones?

God gave you a brain. Do the best you can with it. And you don't have to be Einstein, but Einstein was mentally tough. He believed what he believed. And he worked out things. And he argued with people who disagreed with him. But I'm sure he didn't call everybody jerks.

Maybe it's simpler than that: If the biggest jerks form a club, everything starts to fall apart when one of them isn't quite so jerky anymore.

Even the jerks earn some of our affection. We can be glad they're gone and yet still mourn the good parts.

In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks.

The biggest Russian problem - not all Russian jerks have moved to the US and UK yet.

I said that liberals think people who live in the middle of the country are a bunch of jerks, and obviously all liberals don't think that. But I will tell you what, an awful lot of liberal elites think that.