Quotes About Lactose

My whole family is lactose intolerant and when we take pictures we can't say cheese.

I'm lactose intolerant, so usually pizza makes me feel horrible. But I'll occasionally go very hard and do pizza and pineapple.

Snake people do not drink milk, Kekrops said. We are lactose intolerant reptiles. Me too! Frank said. I mean . . . lactose intolerant. Not a reptile. Though I can be a reptile sometimes-

Frank: I wish I was ADHD or dyslexic. All I got is lactose intolerance. Percy: Seriously? Frank: And I love ice cream too...

Too much dairy and wheat gives me bad skin.

There's no reason to drink cow's milk at any time in your life. It was designed for calves, not humans, and we should all stop drinking it today.

If you want to find missing children put their photo's on Soda Cans, beer cans and cigarette packs and you'll increase the odds by millions some people are lactose in tolerate.

I tolerate lactose like I tolerate people.

Do you eat cheese?" "Yes. Though I'm slightly lactose intolerant. My stomach wants to be vegan, but I can't do that to my tongue. Cheese is the greatest food in the world, alongside the potato." "The potato?" "Yes"..."The Potato is so versatile. Mashed potatoes, fried potatoes, scalloped potatoes, oh god, scalloped potatoes! Potato wedges, latkes, even a boiled potato is good. And then there's french fries, and chips. The potato is our saviour. The potato is magic.

Mrs. Francis, may I introduce the Scourge of the Skies, the Terror of Dairy Farmers, the Lord of Lactose, Master of the Cheese Pirates of Snow Monkey Island, Captain Cheesebeard.

People who claim lactose intolerance tend to also voice a belief that they're gluten-intolerant. Usually with no evidence of either.

I am lactose intolerant, and I always thought it was really funny how people who are lactose intolerant continue to eat dairy, because they like it so much. And I find it not acceptable.

Frank: "I wish I was ADHD or dyslexic. All I got is lactose intolerance." Percy: "Seriously?" Frank: "And I love ice cream too.

There's something kind of horrific about milk. Think about it! Think about what we're doing. Milk is kind of gross.

It's probably those lactose-intolerant freaks. We all know there's nothing cool about intolerance.

We got so much food in America we're allergic to food. Allergic to food! Hungry people ain't allergic to shit. You think anyone in Rwanda's got a fucking lactose intolerance?!

My husband is lactose-intolerant, so it was really important for me to help him get that under control. With Lactaid, he has a healthy option whenever he wants to have real dairy without the lactose.

Most cats do not like regular milk. They cannot digest it.

Today I bought a small Frosty. This may not seem significant, but the fact is: I'm lactose intolerant. Purchasing a small Frosty, then, is no different than hiring someone to beat me. No different in essence. The only difference, which may or may not be essential, is that, during my torture, I am gazing upon your beautiful employees.

My boyfriend and I live together, which means we don't have sex ever. Now that the milk is free, we've both become lactose intolerant.

Milk, cheese, and ice cream once enjoyed a healthful reputation that few people questioned, but that has changed. It has become clear that these foods contribute not only fat but also cholesterol, animal protein, and, in the case of fat-free varieties, a big load of lactose sugar.