Quotes About Interaction

What are Fred and I? Next door neighbors?

What was funny if you were there is that we were all immensely sophisticated people who knew exactly what she was going to say and we're chatting away, nice to see you.

If you take a bunch of superstars and put them in a room where they don't have their assistants and entourage, it's funny to see what happens.

Ever since I started to get recognition I've picked out certain fans and reverse-stalked them.

I got to play with Nintendo's Wii, yes it's a funny name and not very revolutionary but it was fun whipping your arms around.

Your twenties is all about taking your childhood out on everyone that you run into.

(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?

Some people pay a compliment as if they expected a receipt.

That awkward moment when you get caught staring at your crush...

Every time I turn and look at you during class and you stop and notice me I feel so acomplished for that day!

I don't know why you're being shy. You turn away when I look into your eyes.

Science requires an engagement with the world, a live encounter between the knower and the known.

You become about as exciting as your food blender. The kids come in, look you in the eye, and ask if anybody's home.

Wit is the salt of conversation, not the food.

You call it it multiple personalities, I call it social networking in my head!

The awkward moment when you're just being nice and the person thinks you're flirting with them.

It takes patience to listen... It takes skill to pretend that you are actually listening.

Never argue with idiots. Because First they bring you to their level and then they beat you with their experience.

Today I sent out a text saying, 'Hey, I lost my phone, will you call it?' 12 people called me...I need smarter friends.

Want to make a good first impression on a guy? Ask questions about him, seem interested, listen, giggle and swallow.

The awkward moment when you're pretending you're talking to someone on the phone and then it rings.

Teacher: Get out a sheet of paper Student: LOOK AT ME NOW! Teacher: Excuse me? Student: I'm GETTING PAPER

I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, 'Id like some fries.' The girl at the counter said, 'Would you like some fries with that?'

Always be nice to people to their face. Then when they turn around, berate the back of their head.