Quotes About Interaction

Have you ever noticed that the lawyer always smiles more than the client?

You can say, 'Can I use your bathroom?' and nobody cares. But if you ask, 'Can I use the plop-plop machine?' it always breaks the conversation.

Why do you work so hard to make yourself disliked? I should think you'd find it happens enough on its own without putting yourself to any extra trouble.

Because you've been on dates where y'know, you forget to open your eyes and wear pants and speak English.

The Art of Conversation could not die in Australia; it never lived. Television did not kill it; there was nothing there to kill.

My own business always bores me to death; I prefer other people's.

Don't boo people! Don't boo! Be more specific! Like, 'WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! I HATE THAT! I HATE IT!'

If you want to talk to me after the show, I'd be surprised.

I was going up to the bathroom and a woman asked me: "Have you a good memory for faces?" I asked why and she said: "Because there isn't a mirror up there."

I didn't notice him coming, but he didn't seem to be looking for an autograph signature

Smiles, like humor, are the most serious and complex forms of communication used by human beings.

You can't just yell jokes at people.

So I got home, and the phone was ringing. I picked it up, and said 'Who's speaking please?' And a voice said 'You are.'

When you involve people, they come out, you see them, you get to see their sense of humor.

That's why when I send a postcard I quiz people. "Hey, did you get that postcard?" "Yeah, yeah yeah." "Well what'd I say?" "Uh, you were havin-" "I was in jail"

I went to a 7-11 and asked for a 2x4 and a box of 3x5's. The clerk said, "ten-four."

So I was in Tesco's and I saw this man and woman wrapped in a barcode. I said "Are you two an item?"

To me, humor is part of a conversation with an audience.

A beautiful woman moved in next door. So I went over and returned a cup of sugar. She said, "You didn't borrow this." I said, " I will!"

Never make eye contact with a stranger when you're having a churro.

I used to have a lot of faith in humanity before the advent of the website "comment" section.

It's all right to hold a conversation, but you should let go of it now and then.

Zane raised his brow. "Didn't I say that yesterday?" he asked, forcinghimself to be patient. Somehow."You say that like you think I listen to you, " Ty responded instantly, asmile pulling at his lips.

Pan took the joke good-naturedly, probably deciding it wasn't a good idea to argue with a fifteen-year-old who had just pulled two people up ten feet.