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Quotes About Survival

Serkin was so sick he almost died for three days.
~ Eugene Ormandy
For a Catholic kid in parochial school, the only way to survive the beatings - by classmates, not the nuns - was to be the funny guy.
~ George A. Romero
Humor was also a defense mechanism from getting picked on at school. If I could be funny maybe people wouldn't bother me.
~ Unknown
I think maybe to survive, I mean to just get through the day - I'm not saying that everything is hilariously funny.
~ Roz Chast
Being funny wasn't a career choice growing up, it was my way out of situations; a way to survive another day.
~ Tracy Morgan
We may not be all that bright, Jace said, but at least we are alive.
~ Cassandra Clare, City of Glass
Its funny how you can let yourself forget for seconds, how even in the heat of the horrible, you can have moments when you fool yourself into thinking it might all be okay
~ Harlan Coben
My choices were to either give in and let them kill all of us or fight back with everything I had. I chose the second one, 'cause I'm just funny that way.
~ James Patterson
Peter is ... adjusting. He's back in school, and he's doing quite well. I wish you could find it in your heart to forgive him." "I've got this funny resentful streak about people who try to kill me.
~ Josh Lanyon
They are again in the dirt in the desert.
~ Mohammed Saeed al-Sahaf
If I could go into the woods and kill a bear myself, I'd wear it proudly as a trophy.
~ Nigella Lawson
Humor is essential to survival. Funny poems are vastly underrated. Very underwritten.
~ Rachel Zucker
It might be funny when you get hit by a car, but not when you get run over by one.
~ Rob Campbell
I was raped by a doctor. Which is, you know, so bittersweet for a Jewish girl.
~ Sarah Silverman
I have a ton of Holocaust stuff, and some of it is really hard core.
~ Sarah Silverman
The sky already fell. Now what?
~ Steven Wright
Because zombies can't go out into the sun, most of them tend to be afraid of anything that can go into the sun and live to tell the tale.
~ Unknown
Cristin Harber, Black Dawn
~ Unknown
If a homeless person has a funny sign, he hasn't been homeless for that long. A real homeless person is too hungry to be funny.
~ Chris Rock
In life, more than in anything else, it isn't easy to end up alive.
~ Roman Payne
A lot of people ask me if I were shipwrecked, and could have only one book, what would it be? I always say, "How to Build a Boat.
~ Stephen Wright
You two were in a cave together?' said Miss Simpkins in horror.'Yes, ' said Kate, 'and it was very, very dark.
~ Unknown
The shortest horror story:The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.
~ Frederic Brown
Are you okay?" I (Cassie) call up to him."Um. Define okay." (Ben)"Okay means you're not bleeding to death.""I'm okay.
~ Rick Yancey, The 5th Wave