Quotes About Survival
In The Future of an Illusion, Freud made the obvious point that religion suffered from one incurable deficiency: it was too clearly derived from our own desire to escape from or survive death.
~ Christopher Hitchens
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Religion poisons everything. As well as a menace to civilization, it has become a threat to human survival.
~ Christopher Hitchens
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as if someone had thrown a hand grenade into the middle of a teddy bear orgy and the only survivors had had their fur blown off.
~ Christopher Moore
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I think there was always some scrawny dreamer sitting at the edge of the firelight, who had the ability to imagine dangers, to look into the future in his imagination and see possibilities, and therefore survived to pass his genes on to the next generation.
~ Christopher Moore
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She pulled down the blanket and aimed baby Sophie's bottom at him like she might unleash a fusillade of weapons-grade poopage such as the guileless Beta Male had never seen.
~ Christopher Moore
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People are douche bags. Many people. Not all. But you know, most. Which is why we destroyed the world.
~ Christopher Moore
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Ninety-five percent of all the species that have ever existed are now extinct, so don't look so goddamn smug. —GERARD RYDER
~ Christopher Moore
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Losers can only flourish until a dominant species appears
~ Christopher Moore
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Don't ask me how he got here, or what he really is. I think we've all learned over the years that the sooner we accept the simple explanation for the unexplained, the better chance we have of surviving a crisis.
~ Christopher Moore
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While Alpha Males are often gifted with superior physical attributes—size, strength, speed, good looks—selected by evolution over the eons by the strongest surviving and, essentially, getting all the girls, the Beta Male gene has survived not by meeting and overcoming adversity, but by anticipating and avoiding it.
~ Christopher Moore
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he shrieked and made as if to fling poo at the giant, but it had been eight days since any of us had eaten and he could birth no bum-babies for the flinging.
~ Christopher Moore
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The snail, presumably, to bolster the self-esteem of the turtles: "You think we're slow? Look at that guy." To shore up the snail's morale in the same way, there was a rock. Everyone is happier if they have someone to look down on, as well as someone to look up to, especially if they resent both. This is not only the Beta Male strategy for survival, but the basis for capitalism, democracy, and most religions.
~ Christopher Moore
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everyone looks up like rats caught in a spotlight eating the brains of a friend dead in a trap.
~ Christopher Moore
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Within twelve hours they had pulled mankind's teeth. Then the hunting began.
~ Christopher Moore
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The Beta Male is seldom the strongest or the fastest, but because he can anticipate danger, he far outnumbers his Alpha Male competition. The world is led by Alpha Males, but the machinery of the world turns on the bearings of the Beta Male.
~ Christopher Moore
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The Beta Male is seldom the strongest or the fastest, but because he can anticipate danger, he far outnumbers his Alpha Male competition. The
~ Christopher Moore
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but all things considered, he could go a very long time not being run over by a Volvo again and feel just dandy about it. He
~ Christopher Moore
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If I live through this, she thought, I'm going to save a fortune on utilities.
~ Christopher Moore
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We'd been adrift for eight days when the ninny tried to eat the monkey.
~ Christopher Moore
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Ninety-five percent of all the species that have ever existed are now extinct, so don't look so goddamn smug.
~ Christopher Moore
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Beta Male gene has survived not by meeting and overcoming adversity, but by anticipating and avoiding it.
~ Christopher Moore
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I have a new name for pain. What's that? The Obliterator. Because when you're in pain, nothing else can exist. Not thought. Not emotion. Only the drive to escape the pain. When it's strong enough, the Obliterator strips us of everything that makes us who we are, until we're reduced to creatures less than animals, creatures with a single desire and goal: escape. A good name, then.
~ Christopher Paolini
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Why does everything have to be so hard? [Eragon] wondered. Because , said Saphira, everyone wants to eat, but no one wants to be eaten.
~ Christopher Paolini
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My heart died a while back. [Eragon]
~ Christopher Paolini
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