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Quotes About Birthdays

Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
~ Larry Lorenzoni
But I could end up in prison." He waved off her concern. "I'd break you out." "You'd do that for me?" "You're my daughter, aren't you?" Kate smiled. Sure, he'd missed a lot of Christmases and birthdays during her childhood, but not many fathers could be counted on to mount a prison break.
~ Janet Evanovich
I merely called for my hat and stick in a marked manner and legged it. But the memory rankled, if you know what I mean. We Woosters do not lightly forget. At least, we do - some things - appointments, and people's birthdays, and letters to post, and all that - but not an absolute bally insult like the above. I brooded like the dickens.
~ P.G. Wodehouse
As one cat said to another: Birthdays are like fur balls - the more you have the more you gag.
~ Maria Morgan
People who have the most birthdays live the longest.
~ Jean Bucher
Birthdays are of no importance to a rational being. It's a day like any other on which one has to do one's work.
~ Leo Tolstoy
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most birthdays live the longest.
~ Unknown
Practical gifts are another great way to be thoughtful, and they work for anything from birthdays to dinner-party gifts.
~ Phoebe Cates
Personally I think birthdays and anniversaries are like menstrual cramps, a regular pain in the ass thats somehow connected to birth.
~ Hugh Elliott
It was the laughter of birthdays, of money found in an old pocket.
~ Ian Rankin
I have found in most relationships with women it is best to remember their birthdays but forget their age.
~ Craig Johnson
Birthdays are [soul chasers,] ghost bounty hunters that track you down to ask [the usual question[, "Qué pasa, baby?" (The Raw and the Cooked)
~ Jim Harrison
Birthdays are [soul chasers,] ghost bounty hunters that track you down to ask [the usual question], "Qué pasa, baby?
~ Jim Harrison
Birthdays are best celebrated with lots of chocolates, wine, friends and close ones. May you have a great Birthday. Don't forget to invite me!
~ Unknown
I count too heavily on birthdays, though I know I shouldn't. Inevitably I begin to assess my life by them, figure out how I'm doing by how many people remember; it's like the old fantasy of attending your own funeral: You get to see who your friends are, get to see who shows up.
~ Lorrie Moore
when you lie awake in the evenings counting your birthdays turn the blood that clots on your tongue into poems. poems. from "The Message of Thelma Sayles
~ Lucille Clifton
If you quit Facebook, don't be pissed when I forget your birthday.
~ Unknown
Birthdays come and go, everyone grows up a year every year, and gifts are opened and thrown. But I want that my Birthday wishes stay with you forever. Happy Birthday!
~ Unknown
Birthdays come only once a year. But a person like you brings life to hundreds every single day! I'm so glad that God sent you into this world. Happy Birthday, dear!
~ Unknown
It is still crazy to me that I have two boys born on the same exact day. I really tried to not have it happen, so they could each have their day, but there was no way around it.
~ Kourtney Kardashian
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~ John Galsworthy
You hate birthdays yet pee your pants over presents. There is clearly something wrong with you, " Garrett joked.
~ Unknown
Don't send funny greeting cards on birthdays or at Christmas. Save them for funerals, when their cheery effect is needed.
~ P. J. O'Rourke
Born, as her name indicated, on the first day of the Persian spring, she had the superstitious nature of people whose birthdays fall on the cusps of changing seasons. She was forever looking over her shoulder for fear that she had stepped on cracks or wandered under a ladder. Bahar's inherent nervousness had escalated to a deeper malaise in recent years, the result of unspeakable events that had left indelible scars.
~ Unknown