Quotes About Shopping
woman came to the checkout counter. She took a small order out of the shopping cart and placed it on the conveyor. There was bread, chopped meat, dishwashing liquid, a
~ Jimmy Breslin
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She knew all the indices to the idle lonely, never bought a small tube of toothpaste, never dropped a magazine in her shopping card.
~ Joan Didion
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She knew all the indices to the idle lonely, never bought a small tube of toothpaste, never dropped a magazine in her shopping cart.
~ Joan Didion
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For this being the holiday season everyone at the mall is pissed. Time to shop online.
~ Gabriel Iglesias
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Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time that each of us observes, in his own way, by going to the mall of his choice.
~ Dave Barry
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One downside of online shopping is being disappointed when you get your product. Boo...
~ Unknown
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I swear, I don't mind being fat...Until we reach a mall. Then I wish I was skinny!
~ Unknown
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There's nothing worse than going on a huge food shopping trip, then being overwhelmed of the endless possibilities you can make.
~ Unknown
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People always talk about being overwhelmed in a supermarket. I've never felt that feeling. I like lots of choices.
~ Unknown
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When shopping for cosmetics, you should read the ingredient label with the same scrutiny as you would read your food's nutrition label.
~ Unknown
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A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
~ Joseph Addison
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A sign you're growing in grace: You cannot shop for groceries without being grateful you have money to feed your family
~ Unknown
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My late wife Olympia was Goan and I've been to India many times. I love the food there. We used to do our shopping in Southall, where you can find cheap but wonderful fruit like mangoes, vegetables and spices. I didn't do much of the cooking, as Olympia did a lot - I was the under-chef and did some of the chopping.
~ Vince Cable
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I was Christmas shopping and ran into a guy on the street. I noticed his watch and said that it runs slow. He said, "So does the guy I stole it from."
~ David Letterman
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Xmas Trivia: Before it became a major shopping holiday, Christmas is believed to have had a "religious" meaning.
~ Andy Borowitz
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Wretched excess is an unfortunate human trait that turns a perfectly good idea such as Christmas into a frenzy of last-minute shopping.
~ Jon Anderson
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I gave my wife a twenty-five-dollar gift certificate. She used it as a down payment on a mink coat.
~ Milton Berle
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At Christmas you can get real bargains. I saw one item marked down ten dollars. It was a yacht.
~ Milton Berle
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I was in a department store and I saw a weird-looking gadget. I asked the young saleslady what it was. She answered, "It doesn't do anything. It's just a Christmas gift."
~ Milton Berle
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Sometimes I like to get drunk and buy things on the internet, and then I wake up the next day and find 'em on my doorstep, and it's like Christmas. I get excited.
~ Marilyn Manson
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In the suburbs it's hard to buy your Christmas gifts early in the year. You never know who your friends will be in December.
~ Milton Berle
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If the players go Christmas shopping, it's not ideal preparation. It may sound silly, but having to fight off the crowds in a busy shopping centre or having people visit can be demanding.
~ Unknown
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I'm a last-minute shopper. I end up at the mall or somewhere on Christmas Eve. It's a shame.
~ Brad Paisley
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Merry Christmas to all. A Pagan holiday (BC) becomes a Religious holiday (AD). Which then becomes a Shopping holiday (USA).
~ Neil deGrasse Tyson
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