Quotes About Kids

Most married men are completely jealous of my existence - the way it's designed. As far as, surrogate wife, surrogate kids.

I as supply teaching in Wandsworth at the time: twenty-five quid a week for the privilege of having your bicycle tyres let down each week by different kids at different schools, and of being asked by muscled fifteen-year-olds if you were queer.

To all the librarians in the world on behalf of all the kids y'all helped grow up to be writers

But just like a real mum with a real kid, the noise coming from the toy didn't seem to bother her. Kids are like farts in that way. They never seem to bother the owner as much as they bother everyone else.

There's no interference in stand-up. It's all the things it's hard to get in film: I get to have a wife, I get to have kids. I get to be sexual. I get to grow. I get to be a man.

I went to see the 'Spider-Man' movies because my wife is a fan, and so are my kids.

I'm puttin' pressure on you kids like I'm a soccer mom.

I was a camp counselor for kids whose moms were on welfare, unfortunately, and right across the camp was the best, most pristine and preppy camp in the universe.

I was a single mom with two kids. What else was I going to do? It was either be in a band or be a waitress.

Before I was a mom I used to think that parents who worried about their kids watching MTV were just clueless. Now that I'm a mom, I see what the fuss was all about!

I really had no idea when I pitched the series that it would lead to so much fun and so much connecting with kids and moms.

In celebration of Mother's Day yesterday, President Obama called three moms who had written him letters. Then kids who made their mom a macaroni necklace said, 'Thanks, Obama.'

My mom is very proud of introducing music to all her kids. But I played in some bad rock bands my junior and senior years of high school.

The important things for a mom is that her kids are watched, and are safe and it's a good care environment.

There's absolutely no sort of acknowledgment or reward for this - except for the intangible of my kids growing up to be wonderful people.

We want a plan for a clean energy future...an end to global warming...Moms know about sustainable energy. After all, mother love is an unending supply and it keeps kids healthy.

I'd love to have a family one day. Having kids is the meaning of life and I can't wait to be a mom.

In our family, mom and dad are Longhorns, our first two kids are Aggies and we're hoping our last one is a Longhorn. It gives us family fun on Thanksgiving Day.

I'm a really fun aunt, so I hope I'm going to be a fun mom! I like to have fun and be silly and not take myself too seriously with the kids, so I hope that will translate when I actually have my own.

Tom Cruise's pre-nup lets him keep his money, the kids and Katie Holmes.

If you're a retail investor, you have set aside some of your hard-earned money for investment or to create a nest egg, for your kids or family.

You should've just gotten a kids' meal." Adrian told me, pointing to my half-eaten burger and fries. "You could've saved me a lot of money. And gotten a toy.

Don't tell me about the world. Not today. It's springtime and they're knocking baseball around fields where the grass is damp and green in the morning and the kids are trying to hit the curve ball.

I love just going out; long drives, the ocean, my kids, new music, new gear, new plug-ins, coffee, and donuts at four in the morning. Even just waking up and writing.