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Quotes About Kids

I have enough music coming out of my kids' bedrooms when I'm at home.
~ Rod Stewart
At home, when I'm not pitching, I'll sit and sign autographs for the kids. I've always done that and I'll continue to do it. That's part of the job.
~ Kerry Wood
The real test will be having a family; when I have a family you have to come home, you have to eat dinner with your kids.
~ Maggie Gyllenhaal
When buying a new house ... Buy the house far enough away from school so your kids can't come home for lunch.
~ Phyllis Diller
It is an honor to be on the cover of this game because the World Cup is such a big thing around the world. My kids are really quite impressed so that's fun.
~ Claudio Reyna
My fear is that, as soon as I get married and have kids that I'll kind of do what a lot of people do and suddenly start making, 'Now I'm gonna make films for kids.' I really hope I don't do that.
~ Trey Parker
Funds raised create hope for kids with cancer. Research is our top priority for discovering a cure.
~ Jeff Gordon
I grew up in the projects and I know how important it is for kids to have hope.
~ Carlos Mencia
I watch some kids ask the cafeteria ladies to sign their books. What do they write: "Hope your chicken patties never bleed?" Or, maybe, "May your Jell-O always wiggle?
~ Laurie Halse Anderson
In a spirit of hope and new beginnings, we linked arms like a couple of kids. Pushing aside sad thoughts, we strode off into our future.
~ A.B. Shepherd, Lifeboat
Yeah, I know, some people are against drunk driving, and I call those people 'the cops.' But you know, sometimes, you've just got no choice; those kids gotta get to school!
~ Dave Attell
The last time I saw African kids this excited, Madonna was at their school with a net.
~ Russell Howard
I hang out with the nerdy people they have a different sense of humor than most kids.
~ Liam Aiken
Mrs. Cole was a perfect democrat. She hated all kids equally.
~ Stephen King, It
Waking your kids up for school the first day after a break is almost as much fun as birthing them was.
~ Jenny McCarthy
So all my friends have kids now... which I think is rude.
~ David Cross
I love shark week, all kids swim for free
~ Josh Stern
Just my luck: My bloodthirsty killing machine was better with both kids and women than I was.
~ Mark L. Van Name
Both of my kids have my sense of humor - they're definitely entertaining.
~ Jodie Sweetin
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire looked like.
~ Phyllis Diller
Kids' hearts are malleable, but once they gel it's hard to get them back the way they were.
~ Haruki Murakami
Kids can have great passion and great ability but if you have the facilities for your particular sport that can give you the inspiration to become a sportsman.
~ David Beckham
Trying to negotiate getting a couple of kids to watch the same TV show requires serious diplomacy.
~ Dee Dee Myers
Fang took the entire family out for coffee and donuts the other night. The kids enjoyed it. It was the first time they'd ever given blood.
~ Phyllis Diller