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Quotes About Bathtub

I've always wanted to play a coach in a movie, just to be the captain of anything in the pirate ship of my bathtub.
~ Brad Garrett
The red washingdown the bathtubcan't change the color of the seaat all.
~ Derrick Brown
I only sing in the shower. I would join a choir, but I don't think my bathtub can hold that many people.
~ Jarod Kintz
I thought that was my room," she said, gesturing behind him. "It is." "And my shower." He sniffed with irritation. "I have a bathtub." "And that's a problem?" "I don't do bathtubs, Miss Burel." His eyebrow lifted. "Unless I have company.
~ Alexandra Ivy
I regard radio broadcasting as a sort of cleansing instrument for the mind, just as the bathtub is for the body.
~ David Sarnoff
The room...is converted into a weapon, ... made to demonstrate that everything is a weapon, the objects themselves, and with them the fact of civilization, are annihilated: there is no wall, no window, no door, no bathtub, no refrigerator, no door, no chair, no bed.
~ Elaine Scarry
The Carthage traffic cop has an alligator in his bathtub!
~ Elizabeth Enright
I could try to carry you to the bathtub, but I'd probably fall down. He was rewarded with a twitch of her lips, and went on, I once wondered if I should buy a white horse, and sweep you off from the marketplace, but I'm not good at riding the things, and didn't think falling on you would be very . . . romantic.
~ Elizabeth McCoy
Pure mathematics is the world's best game. It is more absorbing than chess, more of a gamble than poker, and lasts longer than Monopoly. It's free. It can be played anywhere - Archimedes did it in a bathtub.
~ Richard J. Trudeau
My dear boy, your thinking has no structure, no foundation. You pick up your primary ideas from TV shows. You're like a fart in the bathtub. ['The Murder Room: The Heirs of Sherlock Holmes']
~ Richard Walter
How did you die?" "We er....drowned in a bathtub." "All three of you?" "It was a big bathtub.
~ Rick Riordan
Want to hear a sad story about the Dukakis campaign? The governor of Massachusetts, he lost his top naval advisor last week. His rubber ducky drowned in the bathtub.
~ Dan Quayle
The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue.
~ Dolly Parton
a huge claw-foot bathtub in the black and white bathroom.
~ Jenny Colgan
I am a pragmatist. We are given what we have here in terms of government, so as an anarchist, okay, I'll lean to the Republican side of getting the government small enough to drown in a bathtub or whatever.
~ Vermin Supreme
The only way I'd be caught without makeup is if my radio fell in the bathtub while I was taking a bath and electrocuted me and I was in between makeup at home. I hope my husband would slap a little lipstick on me before he took me to the morgue.
~ Dolly Parton
As far as I'm concerned, taking a bath is sort of like drowning, with soap.
~ Rodman Philbrick
Declining emissions and rising atmospheric concentrations point to a stubborn fact about carbon dioxide: once it's in the air, it stays there. How long, exactly, is a complicated question; for all intents and purposes, though, CO2 emissions are cumulative. The comparison that's often made is to a bathtub. So long as the tap is running, a stoppered tub will continue to fill. Turn the tap down, and the tub will still keep filling, just more slowly. To
~ Elizabeth Kolbert
I've been through natural disasters. I lived down in Miami and was down there for Hurricane Andrew which was a Category 5. There were members of my family that thought they were going to die. Everyone was in the bathtub.
~ Dwayne Johnson
We're not dealing with Isaac Newton here. She likes what she calls 'romance.' To her that means candles, rose petals, and a bathtub. I don't understand what this thing is that women have about candles. All I can say is that there must've been a hell of a lot of sex in the eighteenth century.
~ Mark Helprin
That night both of us were ashamed. Not only showing our masochism but even worse, not being able to really do it well. We made love again in the bathtub and her halfhearted thrashing became a faded memory.
~ Sarah Schulman
I noticed every time I spent a lot of time in the bathtub, I would just get fantastic realizations about myself, and they were so valuable and liberating.
~ Leonard Orr
I hesitated before buying a Kindle. I wasn't worried that the digital reader would ruin literature as we know it. Rather, my concern centered on using an electronic device in the bathtub.
~ Jen Lancaster
We never had a bathtub. Mom would bathe me in the wooden or tin washtub in the kitchen, or in a big lard can.
~ Ethel Waters