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Quotes About Eulogy

When a man is dead, they put money in his coffin, erect monuments to his memory, and celebrate the anniversary of his birthday in set speeches. Would they take any notice of him if he were living? No!
~ William Hazlitt
threnody through the postmortem
~ David Edmonds
A good character is the best tombstone. Those who loved you and were helped by you will remember you when forget-me-nots have withered. Carve your name on hearts, not on marble.
~ Charles Spurgeon
Moms Mabley said you have to say good things about the dead. I say, 'He's dead. Good.'
~ Kate Clinton
History: a collection of epitaphs.
~ Elbert Hubbard
A loved one from us has gone, A voice we love is stilled. A place is vacant in our home, Which never will be filled. Estelle Woodhouse, 1898-1987
~ Jan Karon
I want to write my own eulogy, and I want to write it in Latin. It seems only fitting to read a dead language at my funeral.
~ Jarod Kintz
To determine whether you are truly thriving, you must also consider your eulogy virtues—the virtues others will extol at your funeral. These are the character traits at your core, the deep internal part of you where it's not always comfortable to look for any length of time.
~ Alfred Ells
A funeral eulogy is a belated plea for the defense delivered after the evidence is all in.
~ Irvin S. Cobb
Much good may honour do them when they're dead
~ Kate Atkinson
tibi terra levis. "May the earth lie light upon thee,
~ William Sloane
I could imagine his eulogy: "Fucker's dead. Throw some dirt on him. Let's go play some poker.
~ Jeff Strand
Elizabeth Peters
~ Nil nisi bonum
Speak no more of his renown.Lay your earthly fancies down,And in the vast cathedral leave him.God accept him, Christ receive him.
~ Alfred Lord Tennyson
The night Ted died, Sam said he looked just like the skeleton.
~ Alvin Schwartz
As I stood and gave the eulogy for young Michael Brown last week, I kept thinking about the fact that this child should have been in college instead of laying in a coffin.
~ Al Sharpton
People don't become better when they're dead; you just talk about them as if they are.
~ Lemmy
All fled—all done, so lift me on the pyre— The Feast is over, and the lamps expire.
~ Robert E. Howard
Don't say gone, say dead —that's what they are.
~ Eoin Colfer
They carried him not to bury him:They carried him down to crown him….The poet flourished here, disheveled,Who would not bow before votive lampsBut to the common spade.
~ Andrei Andreyevich Voznesenski
I'm terribly sad about Farrah's passing. She was incredibly brave, and God will be welcoming her with open arms.
~ Cheryl Ladd
Me and Dave Chappelle were at Charlie Murphy's funeral. I got up there and I got to preaching, and I took over the church.
~ Eddie Griffin
The Westwood Cemetery is just a few blocks from my home, and a number of my very dear friends are buried there.
~ Hugh Hefner
May the earth lie lightly on his bones.
~ Rick Atkinson