Quotes About Performance

I'm a terrible actor. I would suck in films! The only way I would do well is if I was playing myself, which is what I did in my career.

You have a bad day at the office, four people know. You suck in a movie, everyone knows.

I actually think I suck. I think I'm one of the worst announcers, one of the worst performers there is. It blows my mind that I keep getting hired. But when I'm doing it, yeah, I'll admit: No one can do it like I can.

Some shows suck, but I always - the show must go on. I learned it from my past as a child actor. The show must go on. You have to just keep on with it.

Many, many years ago, I stood on the stage and told bad jokes and did Sophie Tucker as an impersonation, and nobody looked up; and suddenly, I looked down and said, 'Sir, I'm getting fed up with you. Either you watch, or I'm going to suck your neck,' or words to that effect, and suddenly people started to laugh.

If you're in front of a Ring of Honor crowd and you suck, they'll let you know.

I either do really well in spring training, or I suck. I either hit .350 or .150.

I like the way punk people perform better than rappers, because rappers suck at performing - no offense.

It takes two guys to tell a story, paint a picture, so our audience can be entertained and brought into the match. You need to suck people in emotionally to a match, and it takes both parties to paint that picture.

I'm going to do everything I can to play at a high level. I say this to a lot of my good friends: 'The minute you see that I suck, tell me and I'm out.' Instead of lying to me, someone let me know!

The funny thing about acting is, there's no 'right' way to make it. Some people need to work their butts off, and some don't. They're just naturals. I wasn't a natural. I sucked.

I'm just really interested, when a band plays and they think they sucked from a band perspective.

You want to bring it every day. But if you have a bad day in the theatre, a couple of hundred people see it. That sucked; we'll get back to it. You have a bad day on film, it's just on DVD for the rest of your life.

I've always been in good shape. I just sucked early in my career from a statistical perspective.

It's a pretty heavy thing that happens to me when I'm at competitions. I get so sucked in, I can't really turn it off.

As an actor, I'm my own worst critic, but after awhile, really, when you watch 'Moonrise Kingdom', it's such a fantastic film that you sort of get sucked into the story, and then you kind of forget about everything else.

Getting or not getting the job isn't an indicator of your abilities. You're going to get jobs when you think you sucked, and you're not going to get jobs when you think you rocked.

I'm a sucker for emotionally exploitative cello.

I'm just a sucker for a good script.

New Yorkers - the people are so honest. If you're sucking on stage, they'll let you know.

Losing control of your pick on stage sucks, so I scratch some deep X's into both sides of my pick with something sharp, like a dart.

Flacco sucks. I played him two years in a row. He sucks.

It sucks when you do poorly at your job.

I can't watch a movie where the actors are great and the photography sucks.