Quotes About Performance

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

I didn't like the play, but then I saw it under adverse conditions - the curtain was up.

A German singer! I should as soon expect to get pleasure from the neighing of my horse.

When a piece gets difficult, make faces.

Jenson Button is in the top ten, in eleventh position.

(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?

I would rather undergo a vasectomy via Weed Whacker than attend an opera.

I remember writing standup jokes without having done sets. But as soon as I did my first set, it didn't matter. Everything I thought would work didn't work. And everything I was iffy on was funny.

It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about being a girl, it's about being a funny comic.

A clown is like aspirin, only he works twice as fast.

And the first five places are filled by five different cars.

Acting is an empty and useless profession.

Mansell is slowing it down, taking it easy. Oh, no he isn't! It's a lap record.

What's funny is that there's a lot of great Australian actors in American movies but you don't often hear them do their Australian, original accent.

A comedian's body is funny as well as his mind being funny, his whole personage is funny.

They played so good it was frightening. And I, of course, being young, was in awe of everything that was going on and rightly so. I mean, it was too good to believe.

Successful people play the part of being successful consistently in all that they do.

Real confidence comes not from talking all you can, but from giving the best you can...

Strength of character lies in performing the drama of life with courage and confidence, practicing self-reflection and self-control under any circumstances.

Self-confidence works just like a muscle it grows in response to the level of performance required of it. Either you use it or you lose it.

The average man plays to the gallery of his own self - esteem

To have high self esteem one must perform or complete a task assigned to him with responsibility. Responsibility makes one accountable for actions and attitude. Responsibility makes one to know actually what one is expected to do and how to finish it with a logical conclusion.

I'm not the greatest; I'm the double greatest. Not only do I knock 'em out, I pick the round.

Life is just a show and I just can't stand the fact that one day the curtain is going to close.