Quotes About Performance

I just want to be funny, I just want to do comedy.

Whether you have a show or not, you can still be somewhere being funny.

There are a lot of really funny guys who are very natural in what they do: Jonah Hill, Michael Cera, Seth Rogen.

Politicians can do more funny things naturally than I can think of to do purposely

I don't get a chance to be funny on camera as often as I would like.

As a general comment on baseball:"90% of the game is half mental."

Third ain't so bad if nothin' is hit to you.

I don't want to be the funny girl or the serious girl. I would hope to touch on all different genres and all different types of characters, which I think I've been lucky enough to do, so far.

Of course I don't use my A-material, it doesn't matter if they think I'm funny or not because they won't be thinking anything pretty soon anyways, if you caych my drift.

It's not terrible, I guess, but if Ricky Gervais was half as talented as me, maybe the show would actually be funny once in a while.

When you're doing standup you're kind of doing, "Hey. I thought of this. This may be funny.

It's funny that you [Zachary Quinto] did a monologue from Pounding Nails in the Floor With My Forehead. I did the same thing for my university when I went to USC.

My childhood was a drag show!

The show doesn't go on because it's ready it goes on because it's 11:30.

Comedians can turn laughter into tears and back again.

After an hour the score was: Quancita—34 Radiz—51 Sally—froglegs Perla—9 a

You can make fun of yourself and people will laugh at you. If you're smart, you'll end up as a comedian. If you're not, you'll end up as a clown.

Don't be so damned patronizing. Your performance so far has been a little less than dazzling.""I didn't mean no harm, " I said and kissed her. "That a new dress?""Ah! Changing the subject, you coward.

Don't confuse efforts with results....

I'm the master of distractions. A couple of hand gestures and BAM! I'll pull the underwear clean off your butt.

Funny songs aren't usually that good. Like Weird Al and maybe a couple of Beatles songs, but it's kind of hard to bring humor into rock music in an interesting way.

Comedy is learning to be funny, and you learn to be funny in small rooms with young audiences.

To me, little Mike Wazowski is one of the best characters I ever got to play because he was funny. He was outrageous. He got angry. He was romantic. He was a full, well-rounded character.

In the future, bands are going to have to offer more than a pop show. They are going to have to an offer a well presented theatre show