Quotes About Priorities

If you want to see what your friends and family think of you, die broke, and see who comes to your funeral.

No one ever died from sleeping in an unmade bed. I have known mothers who remake the bed after their children do it because there is wrinkle in the spread or the blanket is on crooked. This is sick.

An Egg to day is better than a Hen to-morrow

If it's five o'clock and the children are still alive, I've done my job.

A real man doesn't have time to cheat because that man is too busy providing all of which a good woman deserves.

A man can love you from the bottom of his heart, and still find room at the top for somebody he claimed was nobody.

If a man stops giving you the same attention, it's because another woman already has his.

When I get a little money I buy books; and if any is left I buy food and clothes.

Maybe a person's time would be as well spent raising food as raising money to buy food.

When you get to fifty-two food becomes more important than sex.

When you don't have any money, the problem is food. When you have money, it's sex. When you have both, it's health. If everything is simply jake, then you're frightened of death.

If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world.

I used to care what people think about me until I tried paying my bills with their thoughts.

My friend falls, I laugh...My phone falls, I panic.

I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex. In fact, I just had a mirror put over my kitchen table.

I believe that the Good Lord gave us a finite number of heartbeats and I'm damned if I'm going to use up mine running up and down a street.

When youre up to your armpits in alligators, its hard to remember to drain the swamp.

The trouble is not that players have sex the night before a game. It's that they stay out all night looking for it.

I cannot afford to waste my time making money.

A career is wonderful, but you can't curl up with it on a cold night.

If you spend your life competing with business men, what do you have? A bank account and ulcers!

A career is wonderful, but you can't curl up with it on a cold night

It's not a man's working hours that is important, it is how he spends his leisure time.

De ce oamenii î?i pierd timpul cu lucruri care nu le folosesc dup? moarte?