Quotes About Priorities

I hope we can get back to what I call the kitchen table. Everyday issues that people are really worried about and focused on.

I hate to say it, but because of humanity's capitalistic nature, money is important.

I have no use for bodyguards, but I have very specific use for two highly trained certified public accountants.

I bought a seven-dollar pen because I always lose pens and I got sick of not caring.

I never worry about diets. The only carrots that interest me are the number of carats in a diamond.

If you can keep your son off the pipe and your daughter off the pole, you're ahead of the game.

He's always asking: 'Is that new? I haven't seen that before.' It's like, Why don't you mind your own business? Solve world hunger. Get out of my closet.

Heroism doesn't pay very well. I try to be cold-blooded and money-oriented, but I keep screwing it up.

I really can't think about kissing when I've got a rebellion to incite.

You get all excited to give her the ring, and it's real emotional, and you give it to her, and she cries. And a second later, you're like, 'Damn, I could have had a car.'

First of all, never buy a man a plasma TV until you're married. A lot of men once they have a plasma TV they don't need a girlfriend

I believe in eight of the ten commandments. I believe in going to church every Sunday... unless there's a game on.

If by being overstudious, we impair our health and spoil our good humor, let us give it up.

I have no problem not listening to the Temptations.

I have never seen a wrestling match or prize fight, and I don't want to. When I find out a man is interested in these sports, I drop him.

The rich take life one financial year at a time. The poor take life one meal at a time.

Fries Before Guys

...Mrs. Percy understood that staying beautiful all day long is the most important aspect of being married...

If You Lose Your Keys, At Least It's Better Than Losing Your Car.

... the house is on fire, but go ahead - finish painting the verandah...

We look for wine when we should be hunting bread.

Christianity has confused catching mice with the real work of the Kingdom, which is more like hunting lions.

The key is not to prioritize what's on your schedule, but to schedule your priorities.

Life is very short, and there's no time for fussing and fighting my friends