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Quotes About Decision

I deal with temptation by yielding to it
~ Mark Twain
All right, then, I'll go to hell.
~ Mark Twain
I studied a minute, sort of holding my breath, and then says to myself: "All right, then, I'll go to hell."
~ Mark Twain
Put all your eggs in the one basket and—watch that basket.
~ Mark Twain
Each man must for himself alone decide what is right and what is wrong, which course is patriotic and which isn't. You cannot shirk this and be a man. To decide against your conviction is to be an unqualified and excusable traitor, both to yourself and to your country, let men label you as they may.
~ Mark Twain
The first time I ever saw St. Louis, I could have bought it for six million dollars, and it was the mistake of my life that I did not do it.
~ Mark Twain
Behold, the fool saith, Put not all thine eggs in the one basket, -- which is but a manner of saying, Scatter your money and your attention, but the wise man saith, Put all your eggs in the one basket and -- watch that basket.
~ Mark Twain
He would come in and say he changed his mind -- which was a gilded figure of speech, because he didn't have any.
~ Mark Twain
There are two times in a man's life when he should not speculate when he can't afford it, and when he can. - from Following the Equator
~ Mark Twain
When giving directions to Joe Garagiola to his New Jersey home, which is accessible by two routes: "When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
~ Yogi Berra
Do your kids a favor - don't have any.
~ Robert Orben
Do you mind if I don't smoke?
~ Groucho Marx
I'm the decider, and I decide what is best.
~ George W. Bush
Gentlemen, include me out.
~ Samuel Goldwyn
Ethical dilemmas have a way of sneaking up on a person. If something smells funny, stay away from it. Or help get rid of it.
~ Price Pritchett
I could have become a soldier if I had waited; I knew more about retreating than the man who invented retreating.
~ Mark Twain
All wrong doing is done in the sincere belief that it is the best thing to do.
~ Arnold Bennett
The best time to have a baby is when you're a black teenager.
~ Sarah Silverman
If one official signals Falcons ball and Seahawks quarterback Russell Wilson signals Seahawks ball, is it a jump ball?
~ Norman Chad
I recently bought a cat, but took it back a day later because our personalities clashed.
~ David Mitchell
At one point he decided enough was enough.
~ Steven Wright
There are some situations from which one can only escape by acting like a devil or a lunatic.
~ George Orwell
Never vote for the best candidate, vote for the one who will do the least harm.
~ Frank Dane
We all know smoking is bad. I know I'm going to quit someday, if I thought I wasn't I'd quit now.
~ Dylan Moran