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Quotes About Decision

Human: That's stupid. Isn't there grass on both sides?
~ Orson Scott Card
Dangerous thing, giving humanity the knowledge of good and evil. And the capacity to make the wrong choice more often than not.
~ Lawrence Block
John Steinbeck, East of Eden
~ Timshel - thou mayest
The moment you betray your heart is the moment you lose everything.
~ J.A. Redmerski, The Black Wolf
That would be a good thing for them to cut on my tombstone: Wherever she went, including here, it was against her better judgment.
~ Dorothy Parker
Growing old is compulsory - growing up is optional.
~ Bob Monkhouse
In 1969 I gave up women and alcohol - it was the worst 20 minutes of my life.
~ George Best
Writing is like getting married. One should never commit oneself until one is amazed at one's luck.
~ Iris Murdoch
I bought a house on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there.
~ Steven Wright
Helloooo? I just made some changes in my life, and if I don't get back to you as soon as possible, then guess what? You were one of those changes.
~ Rumiko Takahashi
Any customer can have a car painted any colour that he wants so long as it is black.
~ Henry Ford
I think pickles are cucumbers that sold out.
~ Mitch Hedberg
I feel like getting married, or committing suicide, or subscribing to L'Illustration. Something desperate, you know.
~ Albert Camus, A Happy Death
If you drink much from a bottle marked 'poison' it is certain to disagree with you sooner or later.
~ Lewis Carroll
I can't decide whether to commit suicide or go bowling.
~ Florence Henderson
What about a compromise? I'll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I'll apologize.
~ Rick Riordan, The Lost Hero
Dating is like pushing your tray along in a cafeteria. Nothing looks good, but you know you have to pick something by the time you reach the cashier.
~ Caprice Crane
The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it.
~ Scott Adams
Whenever she uses the phrase 'I was thinking...,' that means I either have to move, paint or buy something.
~ Adam Ferrara
I'm in favor of it as long as it's multiple choice.
~ Kurt Rambis
When you actually meet the devil and he offers you a deal most artists eventually negotiate.
~ Marc Maron
So it happened at last: I was about to become a thief, a cheap milk-stealer. Here was your lash-in-the-pen genius, your one story-writer: a thief.
~ John Fante, Ask the Dust
I don't need a president with a bucket list!
~ Chris Rock
There's two heads to every coin.
~ Jerry Coleman