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Quotes About Protocol

She let her hand slide across the tailored dark fabric of his trousers before leaning back, curling against the arm of the loveseat in a manner that would have horrified her tutors.
~ Elizabeth Bear
But I remembered that it wouldn't be polite.
~ Arthur Scott Bailey
Ronald Reagan would never go into the Oval Office without his jacket on - that's how much he revered the presidency.
~ Kenneth Langone
As a matter of principle, I never attend the first annual anything.
~ George Carlin
In some company it's perfectly all right to prick your finger, but very bad form to finger your prick.
~ George Carlin
Throughout history, ambassadors have always been symbolic incarnations of the sovereignty of their nations and the dignity of their leaders.
~ Camille Paglia
In any country when you throw something in somebody's face, it's disrespectful.
~ Pitbull
Prince Charles is very relaxed at the table, throwing his salad around willy-nilly. I didn't find him stiff at all.
~ Madonna Ciccone
I think with black tie, you can't really do too much. I think you have to pretty much stick to the rules on that.
~ Nick Wooster
The more ties you wear, the higher rank you are.
~ Vermin Supreme
There is something...more important in life than punctuality, and that is decorum.
~ Samuel Beckett
Spencer." Mrs. Hastings leaned across the restaurant table. "Don't touch the bread. It's rude to start eating before everyone is seated.
~ Sara Shepard
Something that looks like a protocol but does not accomplish a task is not a protocol—it's a waste of time.
~ Bruce Schneier
Pedantry consists in the use of words unsuitable to the time, place, and company.
~ Samuel Taylor Coleridge
Campaign behavior for wives: Always be on time. Do as little talking as humanly possible. Lean back in the parade car so everybody can see the president.
~ Eleanor Roosevelt
During my time we had two chairman of the joint chiefs of staff, at different times of course, on the bridge, both of whom asked my permission to sit on the captain's chair.
~ Patrick Stewart
Curtsey while you're thinking what to say. It saves time.
~ Lewis Carroll
Fashionably amusing table manners are a matter of breaking the right rule at the right time.
~ P. J. O'Rourke
It starts when you begin to overlook good manners. Any time you quit hearing Sir and Mam the end is pretty much in sight.
~ Cormac McCarthy
There are don'ts: You don't use anything but your fingers. You definitely don't use soy sauce or additional wasabi. It comes the way he says it should be. That's the way you eat it.
~ Anthony Bourdain
Morning parties, as a rule, are failures. People never know how to get away from them gracefully.
~ Anthony Trollope
CHAPTER XX THERE ARE CONVENANCES
~ Anthony Trollope
he understood well that code of by-laws which was presumed to constitute the character of a gentleman in his circle.
~ Anthony Trollope
Now of all the cosmic problems yet unsolved, not cancer nor the future of poverty are the flustering questions, but these twain: Which is worse, not to wear evening clothes at a party at which you find every one else dressed, or to come in evening clothes to a house where, it proves, they are never worn? And: Which is worse, not to tip when a tip has been expected; or to tip, when the tip is an insult?
~ Sinclair Lewis