Quotes About Gramps

Ralph Ripoff's favorite thing was cheating folks out of their hard-earned money; his least favorite thing was getting caught at it (and he'd been getting caught at it quite a lot lately). Gramps's favorite thing was carving monkeys out of peach pits; his least favorite things were Weasel McGreed and his underground gang of henchweasels. Though McGreed and his underground gang had been quiet lately, Gramps wasn't so sure they'd been wiped out by the earthquake

Awhile back, Gramps had told James to start bathing in the ocean, to get ready, get tough. "To become a warrior?" James asked. "No, the world has too many warriors. You'll be a peacekeeper, a healer.

I'll show you." He ran upstairs and got the notebook. "It's Gramps's Book of Secrets.

My gramps is a lot like you. No sense of adventure. All he does is sit in his urn...