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Quotes About Vacation

If its tourist season, why cant we shoot them
~ Steven Wright
He laid into me with the same gusto as a right-wing political pundit on the O'Reilly Factor defending President's Bush right to vacation six days out of the week.
~ Chelsea Handler
No idea how you figured out the riddle, but you scooped the first prize. Congratulations. You've just won a vacation to a big, relaxing place called a grave.
~ Jayde Scott
Boat drinks. Waitress, I need two more boat drinks. Then I'm headin south 'fore my dream shrinks. I gotta go where it's warm.
~ James William "Jimmy" Buffett
Meanwhile, Alex's daughter was away for the summer, too, in Colorado with her father (supposedly hiking, likely in front of an array of screens),
~ Jami Attenberg
Every Vacation bring Sunshine in our Heart.
~ Jan Jansen Easy Branches
Some people spend all their time on a vacation taking pictures so that when they get home they can show their friends evidence that they had a good time. They don't pause to let the vacation enter inside of them and take that home.
~ E.L. Konigsburg
The adventure is over. Everything gets over, and nothing is ever enough. Except the part you carry with you. It's the same as going on a vacation. Some people spend all their time on a vacation taking pictures so that when they get home they can show their friends evidence that they had a good time. They don't pause to let the vacation enter inside of them and take that home." ? E. L. Konigsburg, From The Mixed Up Files Of Mrs. Basil E. Frankweiler
~ E.L. Konigsburg
In the summer New York was the only place in which one could escape from New Yorkers...
~ Edith Wharton
'Seanan McGuire' is my real name; if I'm being silly and third-person about it, she's a frequently cranky, foul-mouthed Disney Princess on vacation in the real world, where she studies diseases, cuddles reptiles, watches lots of horror movies, and goes to as many corn fields as possible.
~ Seanan McGuire
When I was a kid, I would do Andrew Dice Clay jokes for my siblings. Like, we'd be on vacation, and I'd just recite Andrew Dice Clay jokes. They seemed to think that was pretty funny. Then it evolved into 'Wayne's World.'
~ Nick Kroll
We don't come to Canada for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.
~ Prince Philip
On holiday, I don't want any plans or structure. If I want to wake up at lunchtime or have breakfast for dinner, then I will.
~ Karren Brady
I'll admit that I do quite like drinks that come in coconut shells. So there's always that.
~ Danica McKellar
I can't swim, and I actually hate sand.
~ Chrissy Teigen
I am not a major jet-setter; I am a simple man who likes to be on a good beach, have a little swim, and play beach football.
~ Jim Sarbh
When people's brains stop working, just go somewhere else." (Death of a Doxie)
~ Rex Stout
Mrs. Popper sighed. "I sometimes wish you had the kind of work that lasted all year, instead of just from spring until fall," she said. "It will be very nice to have you at home for a vacation, of course, but it is a little hard to sweep with a man sitting around reading all day.
~ Richard Atwater
People for whom summer wasn't a verb.
~ Richard Russo
In February the weather sometimes gave us a vacation, in August, never. We just got up earlier every morning until finally we met ourselves going to bed.
~ Katherine Paterson
There is a way of beholding nature which is a form of prayer, a way of minding something with such clarity and aliveness that the rest of the world recedes. It . . . gives the brain a small vacation.
~ Diane Ackerman
I hate the beach. I hate the sun. I'm pale and I'm redheaded. I don't tan–I stroke.
~ Woody Allen
For a while we pondered whether to take a vacation or get a divorce. We decided that a trip to Bermuda is over in two weeks, but a divorce is something you always have.
~ Woody Allen
699. What did the census supervisor say to the employee who went on an unauthorized vacation? "Have you taken leave of your census?" 700. What would you call scalp exercises to prevent baldness? Hairobics!
~ David R. Yale