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Quotes About Counseling

the great fortunes of our day have rarely been accumulated through the sale of the most meaningful items and services, such as poetry or relationship counselling.
~ Alain de Botton
Under Medicare right now, I get paid to put a pacemaker in you, but I don't get paid to counsel you about end-of-life care.
~ Richard Dooling
I gave up visiting my psychoanalyst because he was meddling too much in my private life.
~ Tennessee Williams
When you feel your life's too hard, just go have a talk with God. Well, he's the only free psychiatrist that's known throughout the world.
~ Stevie Wonder
My mom and my stepdad are both therapists.
~ Jennifer Westfeldt
One day in the Little Theater of Hurt Feelings the husband announces that he would like to try a separation. The wife is stunned. He has said nothing to her until now. But the shrink discourages it. "You might as well just get divorced," she says.
~ Jenny Offill
I am aware, of course, that many men do hate the sight of their wife and children. Doctors even have a name for these people: 'anglers'.
~ Jeremy Clarkson
Of course, bad marriages are so pervasive that they have invaded the faith community too.
~ Jerry B. Jenkins
The Jesse Duplantis Counseling Program: Admit it...Quit it...and Forget it... NEXT!!!
~ Jesse Duplantis
Nu subapreciez sinuciderile atunci când le numesc sl?biciuni, subliniez c? oricine se gânde?te s? fac? un astfel de lucru are nevoie de ajutor. Nu cred c? o persoan? normal?, s?n?toas? mental, poate s? se sinucid?.
~ Jesse Ventura
I respect knowledge of the psyche. I would be a therapist if I weren't an entertainer.
~ Jessica Simpson
A friend is by definition an unpaid therapist.
~ Erin McCarthy
Every one needs to talk to some one, the woman said. Before we had religion and other nonsense. Now for every one there should be some one to whom one can speak frankly, for all the valor that one could have one becomes very alone.
~ Ernest Hemingway
Today in the West most of us are going to have two or three significant long-term relationships or marriages. And some of us are going to do it with the same person. When a couple comes to me in the aftermath of an affair, I often tell them this: Your first marriage is over. Would you like to create a second one together?
~ Esther Perel
MRS. SMITH: Well, this is how it was. It is difficult for me to speak openly to you, but a fireman is also a confessor.
~ Eugene Ionesco
The process of motivational interviewing can help you figure out what you want to change in your life, why you might change it, and, finally, how to make that change.
~ Angela Wood
Whenever I counsel someone who feels called to be an evangelist, I always urge them to guard their time and not feel like they have to do everything.
~ Billy Graham
Drug abuse is a very difficult disease.
~ Gerry Cooney
There are different techniques - some interventionists are really loving, others are very tough.
~ Drew Pinsky
I think the value in books like mine, and a great number by other talented writers, is in the ability to bring dark subjects into the open where they are not so dark, where they can be talked about and considered by teens and adults alike.
~ Chris Crutcher
I told my wife the truth. I told her I was seeing a psychiatrist. Then she told me the truth: that she was seeing a psychiatrist, two plumbers, and a bartender.
~ Rodney Dangerfield
So, now I've been to see a drug counselor who told me I need to lay off the drugs and talk about my feelings, and a shrink who heard what I had to say and immediately put me on drugs.
~ Libba Bray
Quincy, boyfriends apologize, shrinks analyze. Which are you?
~ Lisa Gardner
Spiritual counselling is helping people find the deep root of stillness in themselves, which is also a connection to everything else.
~ Jay Woodman