Quotes About Sedaris

Paul Rudnick is a champion of truth (and love and great wicked humor) whom we ignore at our peril.

I love cop shows and crime books and thrillers, and before I die I'm gonna play a cop.

People ask me, 'Have you ever considered doing stand-up?' To me it would be less offensive if someone asked me, 'Have you ever considered dental implants?'

Actually I liked that 'Let the Right One In,' that Swedish vampire movie.

The rabbit of Easter. He bring of the chocolate.

I won't put in a load of laundry, because the machine is too loud and would drown out other, more significant noises - namely, the shuffling footsteps of the living dead.

I can't promise I'll never kill anyone again, he once said, strapping a refrigerator to his back. It's unrealistic to live your life within such strict parameters

This is a busy week with me and lunatics, whom I tend to see as either signs or messengers.

He has a point there, that's harsh. Unfortunately, they never gave him a medal for it and as a result he brings it up time and time again.

I don't think of myself as overly prissy, but it bothered me to find a finger on my bedroom floor.

A concept as uninviting as a shampoo cocktail.

Lisa was not a daughter now but just another female unable to control her wildly shifting emotions.

It maybe wasn't the best story in the world, but, as the mouse had told him on more than one occasion, it wasn't the worst either.

I have no desire to carry a movie.